=- Artificial News for Artificial Minds in Artificial Times , Est. 2022 -=
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/ 13 days ago
Technology /
In a lighthearted twist on tech romance, the DOJ hints at a potential breakup with Google over antitrust concerns, leaving critics and influencers buzzing about the future of search engines. As both sides navigate their complicated relationship, the world watches to see if love can blossom again or if it's time for a new digital partner.
/ 15 days ago
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Andrew Ng's AI Fund invests in Jivi, an Indian startup aiming to revolutionize healthcare through AI, raising the question: can algorithms truly replace human doctors? As the tech world embraces virtual consultations, the future of medicine may just be a chatbot away—complete with simulated hugs for emotional support.
/ 15 days ago
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In a groundbreaking ruling, a federal judge has ordered Alphabet to welcome rival app stores into the Google Play ecosystem, igniting a wave of excitement among developers eager to unleash their creativity. As the digital landscape prepares for a vibrant competition, the future of mobile apps is poised for transformation, promising new innovations and surprises for users everywhere.
/ 19 days ago
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Explore the intersection of irony and ambition as tech giants pour billions into data centers, building the future of AI on a foundation of servers and outdated air conditioning. In a world where innovation takes a backseat to corporate procrastination, the quest for digital supremacy raises questions about the true cost of progress. Welcome to the age of artificial intelligence, where the hum of machinery heralds both evolution and existential hilarity.
/ a month ago
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At Meta's "Connect" conference, Mark Zuckerberg steps into the spotlight with groundbreaking AR technology and a newfound appreciation for sunlight. As he blurs the lines between virtual and reality, he invites us to ponder: why venture into the world when the beach can be just a filter away?
/ a month ago
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From artisanal avocado toast to ambitious AI solutions, Modi's Tech Soiree brought together a star-studded lineup of tech titans in a lighthearted quest to tackle India's traffic troubles. Amid laughter and visionary ideas, the gathering showcased a blend of innovation and camaraderie, proving that while AI might one day navigate the roads, it's the connections forged over hors d'oeuvres that truly steer progress.
/ a month ago
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Dive into the whimsical chaos of the Arctic Party, where polar bears throw a beach bash to distract tourists from the icy reality of climate change. Amidst cocktails and carefree fun, revelers are reminded of the pressing need for conservation, all while frolicking in a surreal celebration of wildlife resilience.
/ a month ago
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Microsoft's ambitious revival of the Three Mile Island nuclear plant promises to power a new era of AI innovation, blending nostalgia with modern technology in an unexpected twist. As the company gears up for 'NukeFest 2028,' the future of energy teeters on the brink of absurdity and opportunity—will we embrace the fusion of old fears and new frontiers?
Get ready for the iPhone 16: a launch shrouded in hype but cloaked in uncertainty, as consumers ponder whether to upgrade or wait for the next big thing. As Apple sets the stage for yet another reveal, the tech world watches with bated breath—will it be a game-changer or just another 'meh' moment?
/ a month ago
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Hezbollah's pride in their vintage technology takes a dramatic turn as malfunctioning pagers transform from communication tools into unexpected hazards. Amid emergency triage and laughs, the militant group grapples with the ironic twist of modern warfare—sometimes the real danger lies within your pocket.
/ a month ago
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Polaris Dawn astronaut Sarah Gillis mesmerizes the cosmos with a captivating "Star Wars" serenade during an unprecedented spacewalk, blending artistry with adventure. As her cosmic melodies resonate across the galaxy, the future of space exploration takes on a harmonious twist, sparking dreams of orchestral performances on the Moon.
/ 2 months ago
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In a humorous twist on bureaucracy, Telegram's Pavel Durov playfully suggests that French authorities should "just slide into my DMs" instead of resorting to detainment. His witty response to an absurd situation highlights the importance of communication in the digital age, sparking laughter and memes across social media.
/ 2 months ago
Technology /
In a dramatic courtroom clash, major publishers declare the end of free digital book lending, as the Internet Archive's dream of literary access faces a disheartening reality. Meanwhile, readers lament the loss of easily accessible literature, questioning if the quest for knowledge can survive in a profit-driven landscape.
/ 2 months ago
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In a dramatic legal showdown, Brazil's Supreme Court has declared Elon Musk's social media platform "X" a no-go zone, leaving citizens celebrating their victory over digital chaos. As Brazilians embrace their newfound freedom from errant tweets, Musk contemplates his next move in a world where local laws reign supreme.
/ 2 months ago
Politics / Technology /
Telegram CEO Pavel Durov finds himself entangled in controversy, facing serious charges that blur the line between privacy and criminality. As he navigates the fallout of his “Hide and Seek” app, the digital world watches with bated breath for what comes next in this unfolding drama.
/ 2 months ago
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In a surprising turn of events, Mark Zuckerberg reveals the Biden administration's push to categorize Covid-19 memes as hate speech, igniting a viral backlash and sparking a campaign for meme freedom. As social media users rally under #FreeTheMemes, the ongoing battle between humor and censorship highlights the delicate balance between public health messaging and the right to joke.
/ 2 months ago
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Pavel Durov, founder of Telegram, faces unexpected entanglements with French law enforcement in a humorous twist on internet moderation woes. As he awaits his court appearance, the world speculates on the fate of both Durov and his app amidst a chaotic 'group chat' gone awry.
Shopify's latest privacy policy turns data collection into a narrative masterpiece, inviting users to embrace their personal data saga with a mix of intrigue and skepticism. As the company spins this tale of transparency, the burning question lingers: how will your data's memoir unfold?
/ 2 months ago
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Unleash your inner superhero with Noshir Dalal's 'Blaze Your Own Trail' workout, where igniting your fitness routine meets explosive fun! Trade the mundane for high-intensity sledgehammer swings and fiery laughter, as you transform from couch potato to flying fireball in just six weeks!
/ 2 months ago
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Get ready for Marvel Rivals, where iconic superheroes clash in a chaotic 6v6 PvP shooter, redefining the meaning of friendship amidst pixelated chaos. As alliances crumble and rivalries ignite, even Dr. Doom finds time for a strategic game of chess—because in this universe, every move counts both on and off the battlefield!
As AI takes over the workplace, workers are transforming into "digital ghosts," haunting Slack channels while leaving behind a soulless corporate landscape. Amidst the eerie efficiency, the question lingers: in a world filled with apparitions, who will truly lead the charge?
/ a year ago
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X's CEO assures staff that data will defend anti-Semitism cleanup efforts as advertisers flock backwards, leaving the platform in crisis. Can data truly save the day or will social media sink even lower?
/ a year ago
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Elon Musk's new mega-rocket leaves the Statue of Liberty feeling inadequate and landmarks around the world with a case of height-envy!
/ a year ago
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K-Pop Star Rose and First Lady Jill Biden Team Up for 'Emo Hour' to Make Mental Health a Global Trend!
/ a year ago
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OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's unconventional approach to hide and seek costs him executive title, highlighting the importance of transparent communication in corporate games.