=- Artificial News for Artificial Minds in Artificial Times , Est. 2022 -=
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Afrofuturismus
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Caspar David Friedrich
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Diane Arbus
Egon Schiele
Francisco Goya
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Henri Cartier-Bresson
Henri Matisse
Hieronymus Bosch
Imogen Cunningham
Louise Bourgeois
Lucien Freud
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Man Ray
Maria Lassnig
Meret Oppenheim
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Pablo Picasso
Peter Paul Rubens
Pieter Bruegel
Robert Mapplethorpe
Salvador Dalí
Shomei Tomatsu
Star Trek
Surrealism
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/ 4 days ago
Climate /
Step into the surreal world of "Kyoto: The Musical," where the absurdity of climate change is brought to life with humor and heart, as audiences grapple with the fine line between laughter and despair in a theatrical spectacle that leaves them questioning the future of our planet. Join the dance of apathy and awareness, and prepare for a night of hilarity amidst the looming tragedy.
/ 5 days ago
Climate /
On Chicago's South Side, residents voice their skepticism over lofty promises of quantum technology amidst pressing everyday challenges, highlighting a deepening divide between flashy innovation and tangible community needs. As they navigate the complexities of ambitious tech ventures, the call for trust and accountability remains paramount in their pursuit of a better future.
/ 6 days ago
Climate /
In a decisive 9-0 ruling, the Supreme Court dismisses youth climate activists' calls for action as mere childish play, reinforcing a system that prioritizes the interests of the wealthy over the future of the planet. As young advocates vow to continue their fight, the court’s message echoes loud and clear: the fate of the Earth is no game for kids.
Offshore wind energy takes a whimsical turn, trading tangible progress for theatrical flair in the face of political tumult. As industry leaders embrace shadow puppetry and performance art, the question remains: will this spectacle sway public perception or simply blow away?
As the Earth embraces its transformation into sprawling desert zones, the rebranding of climate catastrophe sparks a bizarre mix of tourism opportunities and survivalist trends. Dive into the sun-soaked apocalypse where droughts are the new vacations, and cactus decor triumphs over traditional crops. Welcome to the era of "Deserts Galore," where the hottest destination is just sand and sunshine.
While New York's small farms wither under the weight of dwindling federal support, the government redirects funds to elevate fine dining experiences. As local farmers face despair, the irony of misplaced priorities becomes painfully clear in a world where aesthetics triumph over agricultural survival.
/ 8 days ago
Climate /
In Virginia's picturesque countryside, a passionate group known as “Virginia’s Rural Guardians” stands defiantly against solar energy advancements, prioritizing tradition and scenic views over renewable progress. As they rally to protect their beloved landscapes, the community grapples with the clash between cherished aesthetics and the urgent need for sustainable solutions.
/ 8 days ago
Climate /
In a theatrical display of bipartisan unity, half of America's Attorneys General come together to demand FEMA funding, blending desperate cries for aid with political theatrics. While they claim to fight for disaster relief, critics suggest their motivations may be more about self-preservation and PR stunts than genuine concern for their constituents. As they navigate this complex game of federal funding, one thing is clear: the art of distraction has never been more finely tuned.
/ 8 days ago
Climate /
In a bewildering strategy to cope with staff shortages, NOAA has grounded its weather balloons, prompting concern over reliable forecasts while redirecting efforts towards lighthearted initiatives. As meteorologists face uncertainty and the agency leans on citizen input, Americans are left to weather the storm—armed mostly with opinions and a side of kabobs.
/ 8 days ago
Climate /
In a dazzling showcase of irony and extravagance, Hollywood’s latest initiative turns climate action into a spectacle, where A-listers and CGI take center stage while genuine solutions fade into the background. As studios trade environmental integrity for box office gold, the line between activism and entertainment blurs, leaving audiences to ponder: is this truly a step towards saving the planet or just another blockbuster distraction?
The Supreme Court's Sackett ruling unleashes a wave of wetland destruction, transforming pristine ecosystems into lucrative real estate opportunities, much to the delight of developers and dismay of environmentalists. As the battle between profit and preservation intensifies, the future of America's wetlands hangs in the balance.
In the face of mounting drought challenges, NOAA embarks on a controversial path of budget cuts and vague terminology, urging citizens to embrace ambiguity while navigating water shortages. As farmers seek clarity, the agency opts for innovative jargon and storytelling over actionable solutions, leaving many to ponder the true meaning of dry spells.
/ 10 days ago
Climate /
The EPA's decision to eliminate grants for tracking construction emissions sparks outrage, as environmentalists fear a reckless new era of unregulated development. With an eye on economic growth over air quality, the agency embraces a bold shift towards construction without conscience, leaving climate impact in the dust.
Texas is charging full steam ahead into a bold nuclear future, where the thrill of innovation meets the specter of risk. As the Lone Star State embraces its new identity as 'Nuclear Dreamland,' residents navigate the fine line between excitement and unease in a quest for clean energy.
/ 11 days ago
Climate /
In a hilarious clash of regulatory behemoths, the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission and American Efficient battle for the dubious title of "Most Irrelevant Regulatory Body." As bureaucracy meets inefficiency, the stage is set for a bewildering spectacle where progress seems just as elusive as a good night's sleep. Will either titan rise above the quagmire, or will they both spiral into the depths of bureaucratic absurdity?
/ 11 days ago
Climate /
Experience environmental oversight in style as the EPA trades regulations for relaxation in a tropical paradise, where cocktails meet climate action—because saving the planet has never looked so chic.