In a stunning demonstration of space navigation, SpaceX's Starship rocket reportedly decided to take the scenic route during its latest test mission. The 403-foot-tall rocket, which could double as a futuristic skyscraper, launched from Boca Chica, Texas, at precisely 6:30 p.m. ET. Unfortunately, just minutes into its journey, the rocket lost contact and appeared to be drawing its own interstellar map. Elon Musk, ever the optimist, quipped, "No GPS, no problem!" while sporting a t-shirt emblazoned with "I Love Lost Satellites." In a post-launch press conference, Musk assured the world that the vehicle was only "experimenting with its own path" and that all systems were, in fact, operating on a "give it a shot" philosophy. "Look at it this way," he said, "the universe is basically one giant game of Mario Kart. Sometimes you've just got to steer around a few corners." Observers noted the Super Heavy booster successfully returned to the ground, but the Starship itself appeared to have a different agenda, potentially heading towards unexplored territory marked as "Here Be Dragons" on the SpaceX-commissioned map. Sources close to the mission indicated it might have mistaken a nearby asteroid belt for a trendy new vacation hotspot. Critics are now accusing SpaceX of prioritizing adventure over accuracy, with one aerospace engineer commenting, "It's like letting your pet dog steer the car. Sure, it may bring you home eventually, but you might end up at the dog park first." Others, however, are celebrating the incident as an avant-garde artistic statement on the unpredictability of space travel. As for the lost satellite payload, Musk suggested that it had likely joined the ranks of "lost socks in the dryer," and that anyone who spots it floating in the cosmos should definitely send a selfie while wearing a SpaceX jersey. Meanwhile, SpaceX plans to conduct further tests, with Musk promising to equip the next Starship with "more advanced technology," possibly including paper maps and a compass. "We're looking to attract fans of vintage navigation," he said, "because who doesn’t love a good treasure hunt?" The company is expected to launch again soon, with Musk already working on its next marketing pitch: "Starship: The Only Rocket Where Getting Lost is Part of the Fun!"