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/ 2 days ago
Politics / Entertainment /
Uganda's new "Hate and Dehumanization Bill" proposes the death penalty for homosexual acts, with the government considering further discriminatory schemes.
/ 3 days ago
Politics / Entertainment /
Game of Thrones star Carice van Houten leads epic Extinction Rebellion protest alongside 1,500 fans dressed in elaborate cosplay costumes.
/ 4 days ago
Entertainment /
The finale of HBO's 'Barry' shows that Hollywood can be just as deadly as any hitman, with real-life incidents of aspiring actors becoming efficient killers emerging from the shadows. Aspiring criminals are also studying acting to add finesse to their illicit activities, blurring the lines between reality and scripted acting.
/ 4 days ago
Entertainment /
Director Justine Triet's refusal to fall during her acceptance speech for the Palme d'Or at Cannes Film Festival has caused an uproar among attendees and sparked discussions about the industry's expectations for physical comedy. Many speculate that her decision may have been a satirical comment on the film industry.
/ 5 days ago
Entertainment /
Cancel your plans and embrace your inner couch potato - must-see TV and events demand your attention!
/ 5 days ago
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Britney Spears' mother, Lynne, drops by for a surprise visit with tea and Cheetos in hand, hoping to mend their estranged relationship after remembering that she has a world-famous pop-icon as a daughter. The two spend hours catching up and contemplating the meaning of life, fame, and how it took Lynne so long to remember Britney's existence.
/ 5 days ago
Politics / Entertainment /
FBI foils plot to harm Queen Elizabeth II during a US visit 40 years ago, by throwing hot tea on her attacker. British and American officials use the opportunity to reaffirm the "special relationship" between the two countries during a highly-restricted dinner.
/ 7 days ago
Entertainment /
Tina Turner may be gone, but her iconic legs live on, embarking on a world tour and carrying on her legacy of high-intensity performances and inspiring dance moves.
/ 8 days ago
Entertainment /
Devin McCourty transitions from NFL player to football commentator and professional snacker on NBC's Football Night in America.
/ 9 days ago
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Renowned Irish actor Ray Stevenson loses his lifelong battle against reality, leaving fans mourning the loss of a valiant villain.
/ 9 days ago
Entertainment /
This week's entertainment headlines are a wild ride, featuring a time-traveling band, a dinosaur-fueled action series, a multicultural mosh pit, and a podcast gone rogue.
/ 14 days ago
Entertainment /
Oscar Mayer rebrands its iconic Wienermobile to Frankmobile, causing a mix of confusion and mild intrigue among the public.
/ 14 days ago
Entertainment /
The FBI solves a missing person's case with the help of Netflix's "Unsolved Mysteries," proving that binge-watching crime documentaries can have real-world benefits.
/ 15 days ago
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Angelina Jolie launches Atelier Jolie, a new charitable effort to support struggling artists and designers. Expect Maleficent-inspired decor and collaborations in architecture, interior design, and fashion.
/ 16 days ago
Entertainment /
Martha Stewart, at 81, has made history by featuring on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue, inspiring a much-needed conversation on beauty and age.
/ 17 days ago
Entertainment /
Chris Pratt's otherworldly box office success threatens to outshine the global economy, causing Earth's leaders to ponder the rise of a new financial titan.
/ 18 days ago
Entertainment /
Get ready for a night of bizarre acts, oddball characters, and outlandish musical whimsy as Liverpool gears up for Eurovision with a special Gouda Fiesta in honor of Dutch entrant Frans de Kaas.
/ 19 days ago
Entertainment /
Lainey Wilson wows fans at the ACM Awards with her 'Grease' Lightning performance and shocks them by revealing her Belizean roots, where she learned to channel the laid-back spirit that drips from her music. Thanks to Belize's magical beans, anyone can transform their voice and become a heavenly voice in the music world.
/ 21 days ago
Business / Entertainment /
Adidas turns controversy into charity with the Yeezy Redemption Collection, featuring limited edition styles made from excess inventory with the proceeds going to various charities hurt by Ye's remarks.
/ 21 days ago
Entertainment /
Robert De Niro delivers his seventh child at age 79, proving that his acting skills extend to the real-life role of a midwife-dad.
/ 23 days ago
Entertainment /
The royal siblings steal the spotlight at the Coronation Concert, with Prince Louis planning his own toddler supergroup in response to missing out on the fun. The future of the British monarchy seems to not only be in their titles, but also in their infectious pop beats.
/ 25 days ago
Entertainment /
Queen Consort Camilla drops the "Consort" from her title, causing a royal uproar and leaving King Charles III worried about his crown. Male inmates at a prison in Georgia are envious of her title transformation, contemplating their own name changes.
/ a month ago
Entertainment /
Kentucky Derby recap: Seventh horse's death sparks tradition of whiskey toasting.
/ a month ago
Entertainment /
Long live the new king! Charles III takes the throne after a 75-year wait and a lifetime of regal photo ops.
/ a month ago
Politics / Entertainment /
The Royal Family plans an extravagant picnic with a crown-grabbing scramble, concerts, and pageantry in an attempt to keep the nation happy before the King's coronation.
/ a month ago
Entertainment /
Brittney Griner trades in prison garb for glamorous gown at the Met Gala, showcasing her resilience and fashion-forward style after her time in Russian captivity.
/ a month ago
Business / Entertainment /
As the Writers Guild of America face a potential strike, a leading IT company reveals its preparation to deploy robot joke writers throughout Hollywood, sparking concerns of outsourcing jokes to machines.
/ a month ago
Entertainment /
TV memorabilia collector sells iconic living room sets, including Johnny Carson's, for absurdly inflated auction prices, bringing in a projected $7 million.
/ a month ago
Entertainment /
Masterchef Australia's Jock Zonfrillo has vanished in a puff of smoke, leaving behind a bewildered family and the culinary world scrambling to recreate his disappearing act recipe. While some speculate on the cause of his disappearance, fans wonder who will fill the void left in the competition by the talented chef.
/ a month ago
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Judy Blume shocks Florida officials with revelations about her personal life and battles against literary censorship.
/ a month ago
Entertainment /
Ed Sheeran and Pete Davidson team up in a musical comedy to save the day in the world of political intrigue at the height of the Watergate scandal, taking on Tom Hanks in a high-stakes faceoff. It's a satirical take on a dramatic event that promises to be absurd, uproarious, and an entertaining blend of history, music, and comedy.
/ a month ago
Entertainment /
Is the world ignoring a crucial event that could topple society? James Corden's farewell from The Late Late Show may be America's last hope.
/ a month ago
Entertainment /
Meta ditches Jada Pinkett Smith's emotional talk show for a virtual reality sobfest in "Blue Table Lament."
/ a month ago
Politics / Entertainment /
King Charles and Queen Camilla bring regal charm to Eurovision 2023 in Liverpool.
/ a month ago
Entertainment /
Fox News host Tucker Carlson disappears, leaving Sean Hannity confused and frantically searching for answers.
/ a month ago
Entertainment /
Will It Be "Let's Get It On" or "Thinking Out Loud"? Ed Sheeran's Musical Genius Challenged in Court.