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/ 9 days ago
Entertainment /
Adam Sandler Morphs into Elementary School Lizard, Celebs Shuffle to Swift's Beats: A Thrilling Week of Streaming Ahead!
Catch Adam Sandler as a lizard, Taylor Swift on "Dancing With The Stars," and more thrilling streaming releases this week! Get ready for an exciting week of staying in and experiencing the magic of entertainment.
/ 11 days ago
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Stunning Erica Robin Swaps Bikini for Kaftan, Puts Pakistani Fashion on Universal Map!
Erica Robin's bold kaftan choice at Miss Universe 2023 shatters fashion norms and puts Pakistani fashion in the global spotlight!
/ 11 days ago
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Nella Rose Charmingly Wrangles Nigel Farage and Snakes—Already a Standout on I'm a Celeb!
Nella Rose showcases her fearless spirit as she charms Nigel Farage and conquers a pit of snakes on I'm A Celeb!
/ 12 days ago
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Hunger Games Serves a Feast while Other Films Starve at Box Office Pre-Thanksgiving Showdown
The Hunger Games feasts on box office success, leaving rival films starving for attention in its wake.
/ 12 days ago
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Swift Hit By Sour Note: Fan's Dismal Swansong Stuns Songstress in Brazil
Taylor Swift brought to her knees by the tragic loss of a fan in Brazil, unveiling a heart-wrenching new song in dedication, leaving fans emotional and Instagram flooded with love.
/ 13 days ago
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Legendary Rapper Snoop Dogg Abandons Green Love Affair, Ditches Cannabis for Clean Air
Snoop Dogg leaves the green haze for a breath of fresh air, shocking fans and shaking up the cannabis industry. The legendary rapper's decision to prioritize clean lungs sparks a surge in air purifiers and oxygen bars.
/ 13 days ago
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Breaking News: Sean Combs Finds Speedy Settlement Solution in Record Time; Cassie Tags it 'Controlled Detonation'
Sean Combs and Cassie surprise the world with a swift resolution to their legal dispute, showcasing the power of "Controlled Detonation."
/ 23 days ago
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Hollywood Actors Triumph Over AI Invasion and Low Wages in Epic Showdown with Studios!
Hollywood actors prevail against AI invasion and low wages, reclaiming their roles in an epic showdown with film studios.
/ a month ago
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Strictly's Annabel Croft-onion-Cuts Heartfelt Tribute, Leaving Not A Dry Eye on the Dancefloor
Strictly's Annabel Croft brings the nation to tears with her heartfelt onion-chopping tribute, leaving no eyes dry on the dancefloor.
/ a month ago
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Matthew Perry Upstages Chandler Bing One Last Time With Glamorous Hollywood Funeral
Matthew Perry upstages his iconic "Friends" character, Chandler Bing, one last time with a glamorous Hollywood funeral.
/ a month ago
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Spears's Shock Memoir 'The Woman in Me' Sells Faster than You Can Say 'Oops!... I Did It Again', Smashing 1.1 Million Units in First Week!
Britney Spears's shocking memoir, "The Woman in Me," sells over 1.1 million units in its first week, surpassing all expectations and leaving the literary world in awe.
/ a month ago
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Spooky Celts Unleash Spectral Blessings for Ancient Halloween, Samhain: Old Gods Awakened!
Spooky Samhain: Ancient Celtic gods awaken during Halloween, leaving residents in awe and wonder.
/ a month ago
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De Niro Trades Silver Screen for Courtroom Drama in a Twist-Filled, Real-Life Fracas Against Former Employee!
De Niro takes on real-life courtroom drama in a thrilling battle against former employee, exposing explosive revelations and leaving audiences on the edge of their seats!
/ a month ago
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Chandler Bing Bags Another Life Checkmate: Matthew Perry’s Comic Bang Against Addiction in Memoir
Matthew Perry, known as Chandler Bing from "Friends," triumphs over addiction in his candid memoir, proving that his real-life battles were just as captivating as his sitcom persona. Perry's resilience and wit shine through as he shares his journey of survival, reminding us that laughter can be a powerful tool against life's challenges.
/ a month ago
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Chandler's Sarcasm Overload Meets Hot Tub Tragedy: 'Friends' Matthew Perry Succumbs at 54
Tragic Irony: 'Friends' Star Matthew Perry's Sarcasm Meets a Hot Tub Nightmare in Unexpected Death at 54
/ a month ago
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Big Brother Eviction Bombshell: Teenage Housemate Hallie Deported to Real World, Audiences Horrified!
Big Brother viewers left in shock as teenage housemate Hallie is abruptly evicted, thrusting her back into the real world, leaving audiences horrified.
/ a month ago
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Shaft Finally Succumbs to the Ultimate Villain: Mortality - Richard Roundtree Passes Away at 81
Richard Roundtree, the iconic actor known for his role as Shaft, passes away at 81, leaving behind a void that only time can fill.
/ a month ago
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Swift Sweeps Back into 1989, Blunt Battles Big Pharma, and Freddy's Nightmares Now Streamable - Entertainment Gets Wild This Week!
Entertainment Takes a Wild Turn: Taylor Swift Returns, Big Pharma Battles, and Nightmares Come Alive!
/ a month ago
Sports / Entertainment /
Phillies' Aaron Nola Ditches Free Agent Fears for World Series Dreams, Pitches Past Arizona like a Game of Catch in the Park
Aaron Nola pitches past trade fears and embraces World Series dreams, turning the game into a relaxed day at the park.
/ a month ago
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Iran's Morality Police Deliver 'Free Vacation Packages' to Journalist Duo for Daring to Unveil the Uncomfortable Truth
Iran's Morality Police: Delivering a chilling 'free vacation' to journalists brave enough to uncover the uncomfortable truth.
/ a month ago
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Oil Thirsty Romeos: A Dark Comedy About Love, Wealth and Serial Killing in 1920s Oklahoma
Love, wealth, and murder collide in 1920s Oklahoma as oil-thirsty Romeos chase their fortune through unconventional marriages on the Marry-A-Native platform.
/ a month ago
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DiCaprio in Cowboy Threads Unravels Real-life Tale of Greed and Oil in Scorsese's Killers of the Flower Moon
DiCaprio unravels a tale of greed and oil in Scorsese's Wild West masterpiece, Killers of the Flower Moon.
/ a month ago
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Osage Nation's Impeccable Forgetting Skills Shockingly Absent in Scorsese's Latest Epic
Osage Nation's Unforgettable Past Challenges Scorsese's Latest Film Depiction
/ a month ago
Politics / Entertainment /
Hamas Unveils Their New 'No Escape, Just Blame' Strategy Against Civilians in Gaza - A Bold Move or Just Plain Terrorism?
Hamas unveils their new strategy: 'No Escape, Just Blame' - a dangerous game of terrorism or a bold move for control?
/ a month ago
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Tomatometer Reveals Scorsese's Shocking Secret: Literally Every Movie He's Made is Better than Your Favorite!
Tagline: Scorsese's Secret Revealed: Every Movie He's Made Tops Your Favorite, Tomatometer Declares!
/ a month ago
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Nigerian Obe Ata Sauce Declares War on Bland Chicken, Becomes New Champion of Flavor!
Spice up your chicken game with Nigerian Obe Ata sauce, the new champion of flavor and destroyer of blandness! Get ready for a taste revolution in your kitchen.
/ 2 months ago
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Back in '91: Senate Decides Imperfect Judges are More Fun, Gives Nod to Clarence Thomas Amid Scandal!
The scandal, the controversy, and the nod: A look back at Clarence Thomas' tumultuous path to the Supreme Court in '91.
/ 2 months ago
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Frieze Art Fair: A Pricey Carnival for the Elite, Featuring a Blank Canvas, Cold Drinks and a Moonbounce!
Frieze Art Fair: Where Blank Canvases and Extravagant Experiences Define an Elite Playground of Artistic Expression and Exorbitant Spending.
/ 2 months ago
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Gen V Infiltrates Godolkin University: Critics Cheering as The Boys Universe Expands and Splatters Chaos
Gen V infiltrates Godolkin University, expanding The Boys universe with a chaotic campus experience that critics and viewers are cheering for. Sheer boldness meets youthful indifference as a new generation of power-hungry superheroes navigates exams, frat parties, and flying through dormitory window panes.
/ 2 months ago
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Brace Yourselves: Offset Drops Beats, Jamie Foxx Drops Gavel, and Vampire Cage Drops Fangs in This Week's Streaming Extravaganza!
Get ready to be entertained as Offset, Jamie Foxx, and Vampire Cage bring their A-game to the streaming world in this week's electrifying lineup!
/ 2 months ago
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Ken Burns Unearths Ancient Tinder Adventures of American Buffalo in Gutsy New Documentary
Ken Burns unearths the ancient Tinder adventures of American buffalo in his upcoming documentary, revealing a complex world of courtship and connection that predates smartphones and modern dating apps. Get ready to swipe right on this gutsy exploration of forgotten history.
/ 2 months ago
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Kale Infiltrates Childhood Classic, Forces Grilled Cheese Sandwich into Midlife Crisis
Grilled cheese sandwich faces midlife crisis as kale infiltrates, leaving traditionalists in shock and health enthusiasts intrigued.
/ 2 months ago
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Pakistani Actress Mahira Khan Dupes Paparazzi, Sneakily Weds Secret Boyfriend; Exclusive Wedding Video Leaks On Internet!
Pakistani Actress Mahira Khan Pulls Off the Ultimate Wedding Heist, Leaving Paparazzi and Fans in Shock!
/ 2 months ago
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BBNaija Homecoming: Adekunle Swaps N120m Prize for Freedom; Refuses to Confess Love to Venita!
BBNaija shocker: Adekunle trades N120m prize for freedom, refuses to confess love to Venita.
/ 2 months ago
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Dynevor and Ehrenreich Heat Things Up in the Corporate Jungle: Power Suits and Steamy Showers in 'Fair Play'
Experience the sizzling blend of ambition and romance as Phoebe Dynevor and Alden Ehrenreich dominate the corporate jungle in 'Fair Play' - where power suits and steamy showers take center stage.
/ 2 months ago
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Senior Heartthrob Steals the Show: Gerry Turner Stars in the Engaging Debut of 'The Golden Bachelor'
The Golden Bachelor: Senior Heartthrob Gerry Turner Steals Hearts and Defies Age in This Engaging Reality TV Debut!