In a groundbreaking twist of cosmic fate, NASA's highly anticipated Crew-10 mission has finally answered the prayers of two astronauts who had turned their nine-month space odyssey into an extended episode of "Survivor: Space Edition." As they prepare for a long-awaited lift back to Earth, the stranded duo, known affectionately as the “Space Hermits,” have reportedly reinvented themselves as DIY experts, armed only with duct tape and creativity. The launch of the Crew-10 mission from Kennedy Space Center is set for Wednesday at 7:48 PM, or as the stranded duo has dubbed it—“Dive O’Clock.” Space enthusiasts and concerned loved ones alike are shedding tears of joy as NASA gears up to rescue Butch Wilmore and his colleague, who has become known as "that other guy" after several months of isolation. Their time in the International Space Station has been filled with culinary experiments, including astronaut-grade ramen and the world’s first zero-gravity sourdough starter. Sources close to the astronauts claim that after the initial honeymoon phase of their stranded experience wore off, the duo had to make some serious adjustments. Wilmore took up knitting, creating sweaters out of space blankets, while "that other guy" perfected the art of floating yoga poses, leading to several impromptu intergalactic dance parties, much to the delight of no one—because, you know, space is mostly empty. “Honestly, I didn’t think it would last this long," Wilmore admitted in a recent video message transmitted back to Earth, while breakdancing around a floating sandwich. “At first, it felt like an exciting mission, but it’s hard to maintain enthusiasm after you’ve watched every single season of ‘The Great British Bake Off’ on repeat. And the Wi-Fi? Absolute travesty.” The Crew-10 mission features a four-member team aboard the Falcon 9 rocket, but for viewers globed in on this historic moment, the true heroes are Wilmore and his partner. In a somewhat ironic twist, the astronauts are performing the ultimate good deeds on their impending return home by sharing tips on how to survive in space with minimal resources. Things like “how to make tea without a kettle” and “what to do with expired freeze-dried strawberries” are now hot topics among millennials looking to spice up their apartments. As the world awaits the liftoff, the Space Hermits can be seen putting the final touches on a DIY sign that reads “Thanks for the Lift!” in starry glitter, hoping that their escape vehicle will come equipped with all the comforts of home—or at least a low-budget recliner. With hopes riding high for a dramatic rescue, NASA is making preparations for a nature documentary-style reunion. Astronauts and spaceships aside, it seems the crew's real mission was mastering the art of living off the land—or, in this case, off the station. As the countdown reaches its final seconds, viewers around the world will undoubtedly hold their breath, waiting for the day when the Space Hermits finally return to Earth and modern civilization—perhaps with a few zero-gravity yoga moves still up their sleeves.