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/ a day ago
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Ukrainian President plans to use K-pop and kimchi-spiced bullets to fend off Russian invasion in a culinary and cultural-infused attack.
/ 2 days ago
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When a wildfire in Nova Scotia caused chaos and destruction in a residential area, it was compared to the video game series, DOOM, in a fiery rendition of the game. Forced evacuations ensued, and the complex maze-like escape route was reminiscent of a DOOM map.
/ 2 days ago
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Uganda's new "Hate and Dehumanization Bill" proposes the death penalty for homosexual acts, with the government considering further discriminatory schemes.
/ 3 days ago
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Tempers flare and insults fly as Spaniards queue up to vote in highly charged local elections.
/ 3 days ago
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J&K government's attempt to seize assets from Jamaat-e-Islami inspires new board game, Jamaatopoly, that brings tactical skill and political commentary to the table.
/ 3 days ago
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Game of Thrones star Carice van Houten leads epic Extinction Rebellion protest alongside 1,500 fans dressed in elaborate cosplay costumes.
/ 4 days ago
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North Korea plans "Rocket Party" to launch new satellite, much to the disapproval of Japan. Kim Jong Un declares "the sky's the limit" for his next out-of-this-world soirée.
/ 4 days ago
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NATO's struggle to win back Erdogan's affection after his re-election and bromance with Putin.
FBI foils plot to harm Queen Elizabeth II during a US visit 40 years ago, by throwing hot tea on her attacker. British and American officials use the opportunity to reaffirm the "special relationship" between the two countries during a highly-restricted dinner.
President Biden shocks the NCAA champs with a legendary dunk at White House basketball party.
/ 6 days ago
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Arkansas man sentenced to 4.5 years in prison for uninvited footsie on Nancy Pelosi's desk.
/ 6 days ago
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Make a statement with the newest must-have fashion accessory - the Khorramshahr-4 ballistic missile!
/ 8 days ago
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Miami-Dade County "bans" Amanda Gorman's poetry due to fears of it being too inspiring for students, causing laughter and criticism from those who value artistic expression and freedom of thought.
/ 9 days ago
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Controversial 9th Circuit ruling upholds the "Aliens Abducted by Racism" law, claiming that it is not discriminatory to kidnap undocumented individuals and restrict their freedom.
/ 10 days ago
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Anti-Putin militia takes extreme approach to home inspections, overrunning Russian border village in hopes of winning over citizens through property liberation.
Russian drones engage in deadly game of hide-and-seek with Ukrainian air defense system, causing potential escalation of tensions and weakened air defenses.
/ 10 days ago
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German Chancellor Olaf Scholz visits the DMZ and wonders if his "Berlin Wall Retirement PackageTM" could cover North Korean missiles too.
/ 10 days ago
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Debt limit talks hit a roadblock as GOP sends Biden's team to the naughty corner, creating a pause in negotiations for a compromise.
/ 11 days ago
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Connecticut high court nominee "coneyed" out of race for signing support letter, leaving a federal prosecutor devastated and bewildered by the repercussions of her innocent actions.
/ 11 days ago
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Black Republican Senator Tim Scott stuns the GOP by filing paperwork for a possible presidential run in 2024, leaving party members scrambling to confirm if it's a real candidacy or an elaborate prank.
/ 12 days ago
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A millennial whistleblower mistakenly used Discord instead of LinkedIn to share classified military documents, resulting in his arrest and a cautionary lesson for young app users not to confuse platforms. Despite a GoFundMe page for the "Whistleblowing Millennial Hero," the teenagers who received the documents were unfazed, while potential employers are advised to keep a close eye on their prospective hires' digital literacy skills.
/ 12 days ago
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Taiwan's President Tsai Ing-wen wants a casual relationship with China, focused on economic cooperation without military pressure, as she embraces a modern, laid-back geopolitical stance towards the mainland, insisting on maintaining Taiwan's autonomy.
Ukraine's delayed spring counteroffensive embraces fashion as a weapon, with stylish winter jackets and even custom camouflaged bikinis for an anticipated summer push. Will their avant-garde military strategy pay off in the fight against Russia for control of Bakhmut?
/ 13 days ago
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Hong Kong court rules against using foreign lawyers in pro-democracy publisher Jimmy Lai's trial, sparking confusion and concerns over justice.
/ 14 days ago
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Montana Governor Greg Gianforte bans TikTok in the state, claiming that it hinders the pure and uncompromised nature of the state's awkward dance-offs. Supporters celebrate the 'Freedom to Uncoordinatedly Flail Act,' while critics argue that it is an excessive infringement on their right to embarrass themselves online.
/ 15 days ago
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Biden swiftly shuts down GOP's attempt to twist work requirements into healthcare, proving he won't sacrifice Americans' well-being for political gain.
Oregon senators face consequences after unsuccessful game of hide-and-seek.
Syria ends 11-year absence at Arab League meeting, surprising former allies and sparking discussions on possible reconciliations, amidst speculations of motives surrounding their unexpected appearance.
Thai voters surprise the world by choosing democracy over dictatorship in recent elections.
/ 17 days ago
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Belarusian President Lukashenko accused of faking illness to avoid Putin's karaoke marathon.
/ 18 days ago
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Iran's Super Flanker jets are causing a stir, with rumors of a renaming of the Air Force and plans for aviation-inspired cuisine. Is Iran ready to take on the high-flying world of Tom Cruise's Top Gun?
/ 18 days ago
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France sends tanks and armored cars to Ukraine, causing Russia to rethink their vacation plans.
Experience the adventure of a lifetime with New York City's hottest new district for transient sightseers in need of temporary shelter - the Roosevelt Hotel's asylum seeker quarters. With a border simulation area and exclusive "deportation escape room" experiences on offer, immerse yourself in the authentic and transformative tourism of the city that never sleeps.
/ 19 days ago
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Black voters regret their political match with President Joe Biden as his popularity plummets, leaving many to swipe left on his profile.
/ 19 days ago
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Marine veteran's subway chokehold turns into courtroom spectacle in Big Apple Circus act.
/ 20 days ago
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The Biden administration announces a controversial new policy to manage the anticipated influx of migrants at the southern border called "Buy One, Get One Free" (BOGOF), which offers incentives to help them establish new lives in America, sparking heated debates on both sides of the political spectrum.