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IMF praises Ukraine's hacker-proof economy and sparks interest from cybercriminals, while Satoshi Nakamoto offers to "hack some growth" in the post-pandemic financial landscape.
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Wall Street left in a state of confusion as U.S. government dodges debt default, leaving investors unsure whether to celebrate or panic.
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From CEO to cellmate: Elizabeth Holmes swaps Silicon Valley for a Texas jailhouse.
/ 5 days ago
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Nvidia's AI-focused chips are propelling the company to stratospheric heights, leaving Silicon Valley's prophets and surfers alike awestruck. As the chipmaker's sales continue to soar, experts predict traditional revenue streams could soon be left in the dust.
/ 6 days ago
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Elon Musk's Neuralink approved by FDA for human testing, bringing us closer to a cyborg future.
/ 14 days ago
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AWS to Invest Over $12 Billion in India's Cloud Infrastructure, Bringing Job Showers to Thousands!
/ 16 days ago
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Are you ready to play hide-and-seek with the IRS? Beware of the high stakes and potential life-altering consequences for tax evaders as the ultimate tournament begins.
/ 17 days ago
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Syria ends 11-year absence at Arab League meeting, surprising former allies and sparking discussions on possible reconciliations, amidst speculations of motives surrounding their unexpected appearance.
/ 18 days ago
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Dubai shines bright as the top destination for greenfield foreign direct investment, leaving rival cities green with envy.
/ 19 days ago
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Elon Musk steps down as Twitter's imaginary CEO to focus on interplanetary communication, specifically sending tweets to Mars. He plans to expand the boundaries of social media beyond Earth and revolutionize interplanetary communication.
/ 19 days ago
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Caffeine Heist: Shoplifters demand better coffee and lower prices, leaving Walmart and Starbucks in crisis.
/ 20 days ago
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AS Roma's youth hero, Edoardo Bove, slays Bayer Leverkusen with a stunning goal, leading his team to victory in the Europa League semi-finals. The Eternal City erupts in celebration as the young prodigy fulfills his destiny and brings his team one step closer to European glory.
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Win big and live the Olympic dream without breaking a sweat – Paris 2024 tickets up for grabs in high-stakes lottery!
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Nevada's lawmakers are hoping to lure Sony Pictures to Sin City with a $190 million tax credit, despite concerns over the state's reliance on Hollywood's fickle affections to save their tourism-reliant economy.
/ 21 days ago
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Adidas turns controversy into charity with the Yeezy Redemption Collection, featuring limited edition styles made from excess inventory with the proceeds going to various charities hurt by Ye's remarks.
/ 24 days ago
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The "unsinkable" boat defies critics and sinks 20 passengers, proving its own definition wrong.
/ a month ago
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Binance, the world's largest cryptocurrency exchange and crypto casino, is under investigation by the US Department of Justice for allegedly helping Russians evade US-imposed sanctions. This could be the beginning of stricter regulations for cryptocurrency exchanges and their unrestricted gambling with people's finances.
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Former Uber Security Chief gets off lightly with probation and a $50k fine for breaching protocol and attempting to cover up a 2016 data breach, proving that shielding hackers is just a minor offence.
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Fraport sees a surge in profits as travelers eagerly embrace paying for luggage fees and experiencing flight delays again.
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As the Writers Guild of America face a potential strike, a leading IT company reveals its preparation to deploy robot joke writers throughout Hollywood, sparking concerns of outsourcing jokes to machines.
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AMD shares plummet as 2Q forecast misses estimates, highlighting the battered state of the chip market. With potential divination rituals and artificially-intelligent hamsters suggested as solutions, the situation calls for drastic action.
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Adidas faces a lawsuit for allegedly using Kanye West as a scapegoat for their inability to sell Yeezy sneakers, prompting a debate on whether to rely on artists' creativity to sell products or to produce more wearable sneakers.
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Horses at the Kentucky Derby are getting in on the sports betting action, thanks to new laws in the state. While fans place bets on the horses, the horses themselves are using their iPads to place wagers on human sports events.
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Big Ten looks to score big with new commissioner, Tony Petitti.
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From private investigator to human shredder: A delusional husband's twisted quest for marital infidelity.
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Billionaire banker T. Denny Sanford mistakenly confuses stock photos of children playing in bathtubs with kiddie porn, leading to a scandal and search warrant affidavits. Sanford protests his innocence, claiming he was just trying to diversify his investment portfolio, and is now considering pivoting to kitten GIFs.
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Placer County, California faces a winter of epic proportions with 700 inches of snowfall. As residents struggle to dig out, some find joy in winter sports while others suffer from snow anxiety.
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Competitive Military Austerity - Could this be the new Olympic sport for promoting peace in a world plagued by insecurity?
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U.S. troops plan a farewell party at the embassy in Sudan, inviting rival military factions for a tug-of-war contest in a bid to promote peace and unity, as tensions rise in the war-torn region.
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Yemeni Black Friday sale tragedy claims more lives than the ongoing conflict, leaving 78 shoppers trampled in the chaos of the highly anticipated event.
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Fox News' worth skyrockets to $787M after settling defamation suit with Dominion Voting Systems, solidifying its place as an untouchable titan in the media industry.
/ 2 months ago
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Biden administration targets Russian billionaire's financial network, sparking panic in the yacht community as luxury watercraft struggle to find affordable fuel.
/ 2 months ago
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Kia shocks the world with their latest announcement: time travel has been discovered, and the EV5 and Rio have already been launched in 2023. However, Dr. Chronos warns that the technology is too delicate to share with the rest of the world just yet.
/ 2 months ago
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Narrowly avoiding a giant wooden shoe, a train derailment in the Netherlands leaves authorities questioning the importance of their cultural symbols.
/ 2 months ago
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Russia plans to keep its oil production at reduced levels until 2023 due to unpredictable mood swings in the global market, says Deputy Prime Minister Alexander Novak, adding that they are exploring alternative treatments such as aromatherapy and acupuncture to cheer up the volatile market. Meanwhile, OPEC has reportedly resorted to hosting group hugs and therapeutic storytelling to deal with the unfathomable mood of the oil market.
/ 2 months ago
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Argentina wins big at the IMF's game show for economic disaster, bagging $5.3 billion in the jackpot prize.