In a bold leap into the future, Jio Platforms Limited has decided that mundane, grounded broadband just isn’t cutting it anymore. After years of struggling with the limitations of cables, they’ve taken an imaginative spin by teaming up with SpaceX and proposing a revolutionary type of internet that’s literally out of this world. No more waiting for the technician to arrive; soon, users will need to look up—way up—to connect to the web. In an exclusive press event held in a space-age office outfitted with a miniature rocket and plenty of airy puns, Jio executives couldn’t contain their glee. “Why confine ourselves to terrestrial constraints when we can reach for the stars?!” one ecstatic executive exclaimed, while another mused that the first customer service line could be set up on the Moon. The agreement hinges on SpaceX gaining regulatory approvals, a minor detail they plan to handle by simply launching a commission review team into low Earth orbit aboard a Falcon 9 rocket. Rumor has it they will also include a ‘bypass’ button that may or may not involve a temporary wormhole. Experts are predicting serious disruptions in the satcom market in India, where many users currently have to endure terrestrial internet speeds so slow it feels like they’re still using dial-up. Consumers expressed mixed feelings, with some praising the prospect of satellite internet, while others were worried about the risks of flaming debris showering from the sky and interrupting their Netflix binge-watching sessions. With this partnership, the future of internet connectivity in India is promisingly chaotic. Jio plans to offer packages that include not only high-speed internet but also personalized recommendations based on the satellite’s view of the user’s backyard. “This will help us understand just how many cats you have in your neighborhood,” said a representative, adding that all insights would be harnessed to improve internet performance—because nothing says “fast connection” like being watched from space. Additionally, market analysts are already forecasting competitive pressure on rival service providers who now face the daunting task of beating a service that could backfire—or malfunction—by simply dropping the internet from the heavens. “Imagine your internet going out, and then you hear a crash outside,” commented a tech analyst. “Do you get angry, or do you run outside to try and salvage your connection?” Despite the challenges, Jio’s futuristic vision is clear: the sky is not the limit; it’s merely the beginning. Soon enough, you too can experience the wonder of connecting to your favorite websites while contemplating the vastness of the cosmos—assuming you’ve got your helmet on and are ready for the cosmic ride of buffering.