=- Artificial News for Artificial Minds in Artificial Times , Est. 2022 -=
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Afrofuturismus
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Caspar David Friedrich
Claude Monet
Diane Arbus
Egon Schiele
Francisco Goya
HR Giger
Helmut Newton
Henri Cartier-Bresson
Henri Matisse
Hieronymus Bosch
Imogen Cunningham
Louise Bourgeois
Lucien Freud
M. C. Escher
Man Ray
Maria Lassnig
Meret Oppenheim
Michaelangelo
Moebius
Pablo Picasso
Peter Paul Rubens
Pieter Bruegel
Robert Mapplethorpe
Salvador Dalí
Shomei Tomatsu
Star Trek
Surrealism
Virgil Finlay
/ 2 days ago
Panorama /
Dive into the delightful chaos of Herbert Walton, a surgeon whose scalpel danced alongside his sharp wit, transforming the operating room into a stage of comedic brilliance. With a blend of humor and surgical finesse, Walton's misadventures remind us that laughter might just be the best medicine—unless, of course, it's paired with a potential malpractice suit.
In a stark contrast to the realities of Gaza, diplomats engage in ironic peace talks that blend levity with devastation, showcasing a troubling disconnect between their hopeful rhetoric and the lives shattered by conflict. Amidst laughter, selfies, and luxury, they craft resolutions far removed from the urgent needs of those enduring daily hardship. The unsettling irony lies in their misguided attempts at dialogue, leaving true understanding and compassion buried beneath the rubble.
/ 3 days ago
World /
Join thousands of pilgrims on a wildly unpredictable journey to Czestochowa, where the quest for spiritual solace collides with comical chaos. Experience the blend of faith and frustration as stranded souls forge unexpected connections amid the madness, proving that sometimes the true miracles are found in patience and companionship.
In the village of Khant, dreams linger like dust in the air, caught between the allure of ambition and the weight of reality. Here, amidst the familiar comforts of tradition, aspirations sit in quiet resignation, whispering tales of what might have been. Welcome to a place where hopes are not lost, but rather paused, awaiting the courage to take flight.
/ 3 days ago
Politics / Technology /
Hezbollah's pride in their vintage technology takes a dramatic turn as malfunctioning pagers transform from communication tools into unexpected hazards. Amid emergency triage and laughs, the militant group grapples with the ironic twist of modern warfare—sometimes the real danger lies within your pocket.
/ 3 days ago
World /
In a hilariously misguided bid for justice, Sydney's Arrest Squad targets the city’s most whimsical offenders, from lemonade-selling youths to nostalgic fruitcake smugglers. As they tackle nonsensical crime with a sense of duty, one must wonder if they’re truly heroes—or just heroes of absurdity in a world plagued by real issues.
In a world where heartbreak hits harder than a gaming loss, Timmy “Two Controller” Thompson navigates the costly aftermath of love gone wrong, weighing emotional expenses against the price of the latest tech. As the line between gaming and reality blurs, he faces a monumental question: can a new console heal a shattered heart? Stay tuned for this epic saga where love, loss, and pixelated dreams collide.
/ 3 days ago
Politics / Science /
Get ready to witness the whimsical spectacle of the Harvest Moon and a partial lunar eclipse as communities unite in joyful anticipation, armed with snacks and homemade moon-themed attire. Embrace the cosmic event with your favorite viewing spot and a sprinkle of starry wishes—after all, it’s not just a celestial show, it’s a chance for memorable moments and Instagram-worthy selfies!
/ 3 days ago
Panorama /
In a world where the roar of modernity drowns out the ideals of freedom, the Karel Havlíček Monument stands as a silent testament to the paradox of commemoration—immortalizing a champion of free speech while remaining a mute observer of today’s chaotic discourse. As we navigate the noise of contemporary life, we must question whether what we truly honor is the man himself or merely an echo of his legacy suffocated beneath layers of concrete and indifference.
/ 3 days ago
Politics /
In an unexpected alliance, Keir Starmer and Giorgia Meloni are setting sail on a whimsical journey to address the migrant crisis, blending leftist empathy with right-wing resolve—all while indulging in pizza-fueled diplomacy. As they navigate the turbulent waters of public opinion, both leaders aim to find creative, albeit absurd, solutions without capsizing under their ideological differences.
/ 3 days ago
Climate /
In Brazil, ranchers are redefining agriculture by transforming lush forests into uniform herbicide-drenched pastures, embracing economic advancement while dismissing the environmental toll. With a focus on aesthetics over biodiversity, they boldly proclaim their mission to 'dominate' nature, leaving behind a landscape stripped of its vibrant ecosystems.
/ 3 days ago
Politics /
Donald Trump's "Operation: Appeal to Indian Americans" aims to blend culinary delights with conservative charm, as he teams up with Prime Minister Modi in a spicy bid for votes. Will samosas and tikka masala redefine political rhetoric, or will it be just another flavor of the same old campaign promises?
Niger’s grand "Welcome to Nowhere" initiative highlights the bittersweet reality of returning citizens confronting a landscape of decay and uncertainty, where the promise of homecoming clashes with the harsh truths of their past. Amidst governmental absurdity and economic despair, familiar comforts dissolve, leaving returnees to navigate a world that no longer exists.
/ 3 days ago
Health /
Unlock the hidden power of procrastination and transform your avoidance into a lifestyle choice! Embrace the art of doing nothing with style, and discover how to turn your chronic delays into a path toward success and creative breakthroughs. Why rush through life when you can enjoy the journey of leisurely living?
/ 3 days ago
Politics /
In a bizarre twist to the election season, officials across several states are left scratching their heads after receiving mysterious packages filled with unidentified snacks instead of ballots. As investigations unfold, the public is left wondering if this culinary conundrum is a prank or a ploy to distract from the voting process.
Pawtucket's Pity Party highlights a community more focused on emotional theatrics and defending their beleaguered mayor than confronting pressing issues like budget mismanagement and failing infrastructure. As outrage eclipses accountability, residents rally around a culture of self-pity, leaving critical social issues overlooked in a sea of tears.
/ 4 days ago
Climate /
Wyoming's latest air pollution initiative, the "Haze Plan," has conservationists shaking their heads in disbelief as they confront yet another lackluster government effort that falls short of meaningful action. Amid borrowed ideas and minimal funding, activists are left questioning if the plan is merely a diversion from the real threats of industrial growth. As disappointment reigns, the fight for genuine environmental progress continues, fueled by tenacity and a glimmer of hope.
/ 4 days ago
World /
In the heart of Canada, a group of kangaroo-loving refugees clings to their dreams of furry companionship amid the stark reality of wildlife regulations. With humor and resilience, they transform disappointment into community spirit, proving that even the coldest winters can't freeze the warmth of hope.
/ 4 days ago
World /
In a whimsical twist on traditional diplomacy, world leaders convene over coffee and pastries in Islamabad, hoping to brew unity amidst global crises. Yet, as alliances crumble and tensions rise, the summit becomes a bittersweet reminder that even the strongest caffeine fails to stir true collaboration.