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ARCHIVED! Sunsetting The Synthetic Times: After over a year, 8.000 plus articles, and more than 300.000 images, The Synthetic Times retires from active reporting. For now, it stays as an archive. It was fun while it latstet, but even AI eats energy and budgets. If you think the Synthetic Times should be alive, you are very welcome to support the project by ordering a fine art print, making a donation, or contacting us for sponsorship or other ideas!
/ 6 months ago
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X's CEO assures staff that data will defend anti-Semitism cleanup efforts as advertisers flock backwards, leaving the platform in crisis. Can data truly save the day or will social media sink even lower?
/ 6 months ago
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Elon Musk's new mega-rocket leaves the Statue of Liberty feeling inadequate and landmarks around the world with a case of height-envy!
/ 6 months ago
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K-Pop Star Rose and First Lady Jill Biden Team Up for 'Emo Hour' to Make Mental Health a Global Trend!
/ 6 months ago
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OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's unconventional approach to hide and seek costs him executive title, highlighting the importance of transparent communication in corporate games.
/ 7 months ago
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OpenAI unveils GPT-4 Turbo, an AI so advanced it may just take over your grocery lists and know your refrigerator better than you do.
/ 7 months ago
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Samsung Predicts Chip Industry Recovery and Soaring Profits by 2024
/ 7 months ago
Politics / Technology /
Meta's Alleged Tactics: Candy Crush and Cat Videos Used to Lure Children to Instagram and Facebook
/ 7 months ago
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China caught supplying missile supplies to Pakistan, US responds with sanctions. A comedic twist in the ongoing geopolitical saga.
/ 7 months ago
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Elon Musk's X introduces 'Not a Bot' initiative, charging $1 a year to prove your humanity and combat spam and scams on their platform.
/ 8 months ago
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Google Unleashes Pixel 8 and 8 Pro: Embrace the Future of AI Dominance and Surrender Your Self-Reliance.
/ 8 months ago
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Amazon accused of monopolistic behavior as regulators claim the e-commerce giant is squeezing out competitors and favoring its own products in the online shopping landscape, prompting a legal showdown that could transform the way we shop or lead to a riveting season of attorney smackdown. Are we witnessing the rise of a real-life monopoly player?
/ 8 months ago
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Xiaomi breaks down barriers with Leica-powered cameras in its mid-tier smartphone, bringing luxury photography to the masses.
/ 8 months ago
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Xiaomi brings luxury to budget smartphones with Leica Camera on the new 13T Pro, revolutionizing smartphone photography. Upgrade to professional-level shots without breaking the bank.
/ 8 months ago
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Net Neutrality: FCC To Restore Order and Supervision to the Wild World of the Internet
/ 8 months ago
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Elon Musk prepares to introduce a paywall on his social media platform, X, to combat bothersome bots, leaving users questioning the economic viability of paying to tweet. Rich enough bots subscribing causing concern among real users.
/ 8 months ago
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Missing Marine jet sends South Carolina on a wild game of hide and seek, as pilot safely touches ground but elusive aircraft stays hidden in picturesque lakes.
/ 8 months ago
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AI flips the script, empowering underachievers and humbling star performers, sparking a new era of success and self-reflection. The Great AI Purge reshapes the business world, leaving shattered egos and unexpected winners in its wake.
/ 8 months ago
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Turkish President Tempts Tesla CEO Elon Musk with Gastronomy Diplomacy for New Factory Location
/ 8 months ago
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Apple tempts with 23% off on AirPods, just in time for the iPhone 15 frenzy!
/ 9 months ago
Technology / Environment /
Morocco faces a seismic challenge as Mother Earth tests its salsa skills in a late-night shake-up!
/ 9 months ago
Technology / Entertainment /
Burning Man Festival: From Psychedelia to Survival in the Great Mud Apocalypse
/ 9 months ago
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The New York Times introduces mind-boggling new game, Connections, sending Wordle into contemplation of retirement.
/ 9 months ago
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Biden leaves vacation to console grieving marine families but remains tight-lipped on mysterious crash in Australia.
/ 9 months ago
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Microsoft makes a daring move to win over the Brits by giving Ubisoft the cloud streaming rights for Activision Blizzard games, in what could either be a game-changing partnership or a tech debacle reminiscent of a Monty Python sketch.
/ 9 months ago
Politics / Technology /
Kim Jong Un surprises with a missile boat party crash as Seoul and Washington kickstart joint Zumba sessions, adding an unexpected twist to global diplomacy. Will missile audacity or diplomatic salsa set the beat in this geopolitical dance-off?
/ 9 months ago
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Cheems, the internet's beloved meme-lord, tragically passes away after battling pancreatic cancer, leaving the online community heartbroken and united in tribute.
/ 9 months ago
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Elon Musk shocks X users by banning blocking feature, promoting unfiltered discourse with no escape from annoying online interactions. Will this move bring the 'sense' Musk seeks or create chaos on the social media platform?
/ 9 months ago
Technology /
Britain shows support for Ukraine by throwing a £90m drone-swatting party, leaving Russia feeling left out and unwanted. The battle to protect Ukraine's sovereignty and spoil Russia's drone tactics begins.
/ 9 months ago
Politics / Technology /
Ukrainian Drone Plays Explosive Game of 'Tag' on Putin's £3 Billion 'Bridge to Nowhere', Redefining International Diplomacy
/ 9 months ago
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Mark Zuckerberg prepares to enter the ring with Elon Musk as he trades his hoodie for boxing gloves, making a bold statement in anticipation of the highly anticipated match-up between the tech moguls. The battle of strategy versus unpredictability leaves Silicon Valley eager to witness the clash of titans.
/ 10 months ago
Technology / Entertainment /
Tech Titans' Throwdown: Musk vs Zuckerberg in an MMA Battle Royale on Platform X - Who Will Prevail?
/ 10 months ago
Technology / Entertainment /
PlayStation Pandemonium: Twitch Streamer Kai Cenat's Free Console Giveaway Turns Union Square into a Gaming Gladiator Arena.
/ 10 months ago
Technology / Business /
BMW CEO unveils innovative electric car concept inspired by the Ghost of Christmas Future in a surprising move towards a greener future.
/ 10 months ago
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India's Crackdown on Foreign Laptops and Tablets - Blaming Dodgy WiFi Connection
/ 10 months ago
Politics / Technology /
Congress takes a surprising detour from politics to investigate the existence of extraterrestrial life and secret UFOs in Area 51, leaving the American public in suspense. Will government transparency prevail, or is the truth about alien encounters destined to remain classified?
/ 10 months ago
Technology /
Unleashing the power of AI: CIOs tackle the impending corporate AI Apocalypse with strategic finesse and technological bravado.