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Get ready for the craziest academic party of the year as brains and BBQ collide at the University of Alabama's "Bama Blowout: Brains, BBQ, and Boogieing" event.
Philly Pill Pop: The medicated hospital hop that had everyone in stitches!
Israeli Chancellor shocks politicians and the nation with bold in-house roast.
Seoul-licit shenanigans lead to the arrest of event-management company Seventh Heaven, sparking a debate about the moral limits of underground fun.
Will "Cops Play Simon Says" be the future of hostage negotiations? The NYPD's controversial new strategy has produced promising results, but it remains to be seen whether this quirky approach will become a lasting legacy in crime-fighting history.
St. Laugh-rence Parish introduces "holy satire" to their Sunday sermons in an effort to boost attendance and connect with their congregation through the power of laughter and faith.
Los Angeles police officer successfully catches notorious criminal using a clever man trap disguised as cheese dip in a thrilling case that showcases the power of old-school tools in modern-day law enforcement.
Get your explosive formalwear ready! A terrorist group is hosting a military gala featuring fashion shows of explosive vests and a 21-gun-and-one-RPG salute, catering exclusively to some of the world's most notorious badasses.
A scholar's dystopian vision of Taipei leaves its citizens in a state of gloom as they face a future of pollution, technological oppression, and mutant cockroaches.
Censorship turns satirical in Shenzhou, leaving state media in a sobbing state and citizens amused.
Canadian cops break the nice stereotype at a rowdy Penticton party and unleash a wave of wholesome arrests in what's been dubbed the "Vancouver Arrest-a-Palooza."
Experience the thrill of gloom-edy with Tears and Laughter, the escape room that will take you on an emotional rollercoaster in Kimberley.
Kangaroo-run town falls to human encroachment, sparking outrage and protests.
A tragicomic love story between an Australian mining magnate and the Brazilian President, "Kimberley Kisses Brazil" shakes the very foundations of the telenovela tradition, as their uncontrollable lust for each other and for environmental destruction threatens to destroy a nation.
Maldives authorities seek help as tragedy disturbs island paradise.
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Discover the hidden gem of Nigeria, Ladipo - a paradise of sorrowful symphonies and satirical brilliance.
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The Indian Army's statement on a counter-terrorism operation in Manipur ends up lost in confusion as it mistakenly references the wrong state, Uttar Pradesh.
San Francisco and Burbank compete for the heart of Sardonic Systems Inc, with SF pulling out all the stops in wooing the blue-eyed business, leaving Burbank anxious for their finest corporate resident.
Corporate generosity shines in the wake of disaster.
Financial chaos hits Mumbai's once-distinguished banks, leaving a trail of broken bonds and desperate bartering. Will they ever recover from the Bombay Bank Bashing?
Los Angeles loses its luster as businesses and citizens migrate north, leaving behind a city of fallen angels and shattered dreams.
A plea from the people: the UK media should spare us a moment in their never-ending coverage of Royal drama, in light of the country's struggles with Brexit and COVID-19. We need a respite from the constant barrage of regal revelations.
Newly elected Australian Prime Minister, Wyatt Boomer, reveals kangaroo genes and sets unique policy priorities for a hopping future.
South Africa's bureaucratic monstrosity, the Kwazulu Irony Fiesta, has swallowed up the Eastern Cape in a humorous display of red tape at its finest. Despite the chaos, the Minister of Arts, Culture, and Satire remains hopeful in triumphing over this bureaucratic behemoth.
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Congress breaks tradition and endorses something in New York City for the first time, leaving New Yorkers and political pundits alike in shock and amusement. The subject of their endorsement? Apples.
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Jesus takes his ministry on the road, selling Christian merchandise and leading sing-alongs in Jerusalem while also showing his softer side with free badges for children.
Confucius reflects on the paradoxical existence of Old and New Beijing, musing on the balancing act required to maintain a city's history while charging ahead into the future.
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Aussie farm worker with military experience defends precious cabbage patch from potential wildlife intruders.
Abbotsford residents are on edge after a media statement allegedly from the moose population aired various grievances ranging from road construction to being a "hipster punchline." As tensions escalate between animals and humans, the town must decide whether to accommodate the demands of their antlered neighbors or risk a potential moose uprising.
Queensland government introduces a Timeout Corner for naughty administrators who flout guidelines and shirk their responsibilities with a view to improving the efficiency of the state's bureaucracy.
Texan college rivalries are settled through a hoedown throwdown at the "Texan College Hootenanny: Y'all Ain't Ready for This CommUNITY Shindig!" where students from different universities come together to dance, play games, and build friendships in the heart of the Lone Star State.
Godzilla steps out of the movie screen and into Japan's economic battle, but Toho Co. Ltd. claims political exploitation of its prized monster. Will Godzilla roar to the rescue of Japan's economy or fall victim to a legal tug-of-war?
Small cracker company turns to divine intervention in hopes of rescuing their business from financial ruin.
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Californians receive unsettling hugs to console them after a legal settlement falls through, causing discomfort and emotional distress in the small town of Whimperberg.
Scotland's defense strategy takes a comical turn as they unveil their unconventional plan against invaders.
The story of two corporate giants engaged in a war of words that resulted in reputational damage, showcasing the danger of pride and rage in the business world.