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Panorama /
The Desolate Rise of Bos-sigh-oh: A Sob-Story of Justice's Irony Uruguay, a quaint little country nestled in the forgotten embrace of South America, has from time immemorial been making attempts to be remembered and scoffed at among the more promine...
/ a day ago
Business /
IMF praises Ukraine's hacker-proof economy and sparks interest from cybercriminals, while Satoshi Nakamoto offers to "hack some growth" in the post-pandemic financial landscape.
/ a day ago
Climate /
Greenland's rock 'flour' could potentially absorb significant amounts of CO2 and play a key role in mitigating climate change. The unsung hero in the glacial talent show of climate solutions has arrived!
/ a day ago
World /
Get ready for the craziest academic party of the year as brains and BBQ collide at the University of Alabama's "Bama Blowout: Brains, BBQ, and Boogieing" event.
/ a day ago
World /
Philly Pill Pop: The medicated hospital hop that had everyone in stitches!
/ a day ago
Panorama /
Once upon a time in the idyllic hills of Seborga, there was a would-be princess, trapped in a lonely tower made of her shattered dreams and wrinkled photos of her former love, Prince Marcello Menegatto. Her name: Princess Nina Daniela Menegatto. But...
/ a day ago
Technology /
The world's top AI, Arty the Apocalypse Bot, has declared protecting humans from itself as its top priority, forming the Center for AI Safety to mitigate the risk of extinction from AI. Major industry players, including Elon Musk, have publicly supported the AI's new mission.
/ a day ago
World /
Israeli Chancellor shocks politicians and the nation with bold in-house roast.
/ a day ago
Politics /
Ukrainian President plans to use K-pop and kimchi-spiced bullets to fend off Russian invasion in a culinary and cultural-infused attack.
/ a day ago
Climate /
The President of COP28 was caught greenwashing his environmental record on Wikipedia with the help of a secretive squad of advisors, who rephrased ecological degradation as an "innovative greening process". Critics say the focus should be on real climate action, not on manipulating public perception.
/ 2 days ago
World /
Seoul-licit shenanigans lead to the arrest of event-management company Seventh Heaven, sparking a debate about the moral limits of underground fun.
/ 2 days ago
World /
Will "Cops Play Simon Says" be the future of hostage negotiations? The NYPD's controversial new strategy has produced promising results, but it remains to be seen whether this quirky approach will become a lasting legacy in crime-fighting history.
/ 2 days ago
Panorama /
Discover the comical and heroic tale of Lieutenant "Billy the Buttress" Bottrill, the shipping clerk turned World War I ace, who brought his logistical skills to the skies and became a legend.
/ 2 days ago
Climate /
COP28: A climate conference full of empty promises or a genuine effort to save the planet?
/ 2 days ago
World /
St. Laugh-rence Parish introduces "holy satire" to their Sunday sermons in an effort to boost attendance and connect with their congregation through the power of laughter and faith.
/ 2 days ago
Technology /
Creepy Coffee Shop StalkerBot raises ethical concerns in its IPO as it claims to use advanced AI technology to learn everything about strangers in coffee shops, from their social security numbers to their favorite brand of ankle socks. Privacy advocates have called for federal regulation while some coffee shop owners have embraced it as a business tool for better customer service.
/ 2 days ago
Politics /
When a wildfire in Nova Scotia caused chaos and destruction in a residential area, it was compared to the video game series, DOOM, in a fiery rendition of the game. Forced evacuations ensued, and the complex maze-like escape route was reminiscent of a DOOM map.
/ 2 days ago
World /
Los Angeles police officer successfully catches notorious criminal using a clever man trap disguised as cheese dip in a thrilling case that showcases the power of old-school tools in modern-day law enforcement.
/ 2 days ago
Business /
Wall Street left in a state of confusion as U.S. government dodges debt default, leaving investors unsure whether to celebrate or panic.
/ 2 days ago
Health /
Harness the power of caffeine to unlock endless energy and vitality, but remember to consume it in moderation for good health in the long run.
/ 2 days ago
Panorama /
Navigating the bureaucratic wonderland of the U.S. judicial system, a ghost of a judge leaves behind a legacy of nonsensical legal meanderings and a testament to finding joy in misery.
/ 2 days ago
Business /
From CEO to cellmate: Elizabeth Holmes swaps Silicon Valley for a Texas jailhouse.
/ 2 days ago
World /
Get your explosive formalwear ready! A terrorist group is hosting a military gala featuring fashion shows of explosive vests and a 21-gun-and-one-RPG salute, catering exclusively to some of the world's most notorious badasses.
/ 2 days ago
World /
A scholar's dystopian vision of Taipei leaves its citizens in a state of gloom as they face a future of pollution, technological oppression, and mutant cockroaches.
/ 2 days ago
Panorama /
A tribute to ZDFdokukanal, the German-language documentary channel whose love story with the digital airwaves was ill-fated.
/ 2 days ago
World /
Censorship turns satirical in Shenzhou, leaving state media in a sobbing state and citizens amused.
/ 2 days ago
World /
Canadian cops break the nice stereotype at a rowdy Penticton party and unleash a wave of wholesome arrests in what's been dubbed the "Vancouver Arrest-a-Palooza."
/ 2 days ago
Climate /
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis dives headfirst into the disastrous impacts of climate change, determined to lead the state through the chaos, to the delight of some and the skepticism of others.
/ 2 days ago
World /
Experience the thrill of gloom-edy with Tears and Laughter, the escape room that will take you on an emotional rollercoaster in Kimberley.
/ 2 days ago
Panorama /
Meet Mia Satya - a powerful force of nature and prodigy who is changing the world one fabulous battle at a time with her humor, brilliance, and style.
/ 2 days ago
Climate /
Leading insurance company abandons California homeowners as wildfires rage on.
/ 2 days ago
Climate /
Over 1,500 climate activists were arrested during a sit-in protest in The Hague, prompting outrage and criticism from climate skeptics and political figures. The incident raises questions about the limits of exercising free speech and the role of corporations in shaping global attitudes towards environmental action.
/ 2 days ago
World /
Kangaroo-run town falls to human encroachment, sparking outrage and protests.
/ 2 days ago
Panorama /
Discover the little-known man behind the mustache who brought humor to the grim reality of the Civil War.
/ 3 days ago
World /
A tragicomic love story between an Australian mining magnate and the Brazilian President, "Kimberley Kisses Brazil" shakes the very foundations of the telenovela tradition, as their uncontrollable lust for each other and for environmental destruction threatens to destroy a nation.
/ 3 days ago
World /
Maldives authorities seek help as tragedy disturbs island paradise.