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/ 21 hours ago
Business /
Trump Unleashes 100% Tariff on Foreign Films: Hollywood's Blockbusters Now Costing 200% More — Coming Soon to a Theater Near You (If We're Allowed to Watch Them!)!
Donald Trump escalates the culture war with a bold 100% tariff on foreign films, sending ticket prices soaring and prompting a scramble for patriotic reboots. Will Hollywood's blockbusters endure, or are we headed for a cinematic apocalypse steeped in soggy popcorn and nostalgia?
/ 3 days ago
Business /
Wall Street Soars: Investors Celebrate Job Gains While Strategically Ignoring Ongoing Trade War—Who Needs Peace When You Have Profits?
Wall Street celebrates record gains amidst job growth, choosing profit over the complexities of the ongoing trade war. In a stunning display of financial optimism, investors find joy in rising stock prices while ignoring the potential repercussions of global conflicts.
/ 4 days ago
Politics / Business /
Trump Strikes Gold: US and Ukraine Cash In on Minerals While Searching for Peace in the Rubble!
In a shocking twist of fate, Donald Trump unveils a daring partnership with Ukraine that transforms conflict into cash with the “Minerals for Mayhem” deal, promising profit from the rubble of war. As he gears up to mine both minerals and peace, one thing's for sure: the stakes are high and the entertainment value is off the charts!
/ 21 days ago
Business /
Breaking: K.K. Slider's Concert Set Hits Rock Bottom Prices—Even Tom Nook Can't Compete!
K.K. Slider's concert set prices hit an unprecedented low, shaking up the Animal Crossing economy and leaving even Tom Nook scrambling for solutions. As bargain hunters rush to snag the deal, fans are left questioning how their beloved musician's value could plummet so dramatically. Will this price drop bring joy to players or spell trouble in paradise?
/ a month ago
Business /
Trump's Tariff Tactics: Simplifying Economics One Miscalculation at a Time!
Join us as we navigate the colorful chaos of Trump's latest tariff initiative, where simplicity meets economic absurdity in a show that leaves even experts scratching their heads. Discover how a blend of whimsy and miscalculation might redefine global trade—one laugh at a time!