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/ a day ago
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As Canada braces for "Liberation Day," the nation grapples with the whimsical uncertainty of whether trade relations will hinge on a specific tariff number or a simple emoji. Amidst the impending economic shake-up, Canadians are ready to navigate the complexities of international trade with humor, hoping to decode the messages hidden within digital icons and poutine ingredients.
/ 2 days ago
Technology / Business /
Tesla's ambitious leap into "Almost Autonomous" driving in China hits a regulatory snag, leaving eager drivers in suspense as they await a green light. As cars sit idle, poised for self-driving antics, the tech giant's strategic pause has sparked both confusion and intrigue in the evolving landscape of smart driving.
/ 2 days ago
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As 23andMe faces bankruptcy, the dramatic call for DNA data deletion prompts consumers to ponder the cost of privacy and identity in a world where genetic secrets once held sway. Embrace the chaos of self-reinvention—because being a mystery might just be the latest trend in personal identity.
/ 3 days ago
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As Prime Minister Mark Carney prepares to face off against Trump’s tariffs in an election showdown, whimsical political games and high-stakes drama unfold across Canada. Brace yourselves for a spirited battle where maple syrup prices aren't the only thing at stake—this is one election season you won't want to miss!
/ 6 days ago
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In a groundbreaking move, the Boston Celtics are not only selling the team for $6.1 billion but also the exclusive rights to their legendary championship ring recipe, igniting a trend that could transform how sports franchises monetize their success. Fans and culinary enthusiasts alike are left dreaming of edible trophies, blurring the lines between victory and gourmet indulgence.
/ 6 days ago
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Egg prices are finally cracking under pressure, bringing much-needed relief to shoppers eager for affordable breakfast options. As excitement brews over potential savings, experts caution that not all egg-related optimism may be justified. Get ready for an egg-citing breakfast renaissance as consumers hopeful for a return to gourmet dishes prepare for a deliciously unpredictable market!
/ 6 days ago
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A North Dakota jury hands Greenpeace a staggering $300 million "Peaceful Protest Tax," igniting a debate on the financial future of environmental activism. As the eco-warriors brace for stylish protests and fundraising galas, the ruling raises questions about the balance between corporate power and grassroots advocacy in the fight for the planet's future.
/ 7 days ago
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Amid the Federal Reserve's steady interest rates, predicting Trump's next economic move feels like a full-time job, as uncertainty reigns over inflation, growth, and market reactions. Buckle up for a wild ride through fiscal drama and Twitter chaos!
/ 8 days ago
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BYD's revolutionary '5-Minute Charge' is set to transform electric vehicle convenience, allowing drivers to power up while they enjoy their daily coffee. Say goodbye to range anxiety and hello to spontaneous road trips, all fueled by the magic of rapid charging technology and a touch of caffeine!
/ 8 days ago
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Experience the thrill of the UK's most notorious roadways with 'Ride the Bump'—where craters become attractions and every jolt is an adventure! Embrace the charm of Pothole Paradise and discover the beauty in the bumps along the way!
/ 11 days ago
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Wall Street's latest bounce-back feels more like a replay of the same old script, as traders cling to hope amidst a fourth-week slump and navigate the emotional rollercoaster of the market. With every surge followed by a tumble, it’s a Groundhog Day scenario where optimism clashes with the stark reality of financial uncertainty.
/ 13 days ago
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Passengers aboard American Airlines Flight 4012 turn a fiery mishap into an exhilarating trend, forming the "Hot Wing" Club and sparking a culinary craze in the skies. As flames inspire creativity and camaraderie, the airline explores new ways to ignite excitement in midair travel. Get ready to fly hot—because why settle for just flying when you can turn up the heat?
/ 13 days ago
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Tesla faces a shocking backlash as outraged protesters rally against Elon Musk's dubious ties to the controversial DOGE initiative, igniting chaos at charging stations nationwide. As the turmoil unfolds, the future of electric vehicles hangs precariously in the balance, with humor and outrage fueling a viral meme frenzy.
/ 13 days ago
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Trump's latest tariffs have sparked a perfect storm of price hikes and confusion, leaving consumers to navigate a bewildering new economic landscape. As metal prices soar and essentials become luxuries, the call for 'Tariff-Free Tuesdays' emerges in a bid to reclaim affordability amidst the chaos.
/ 14 days ago
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Join Marco Rubio as he brews up diplomacy in Saudi Arabia, blending his love for coffee with high-stakes peace talks. Will his caffeine-fueled charm unlock a resolution to the Russia-Ukraine conflict, or will his efforts serve only a bitter brew?
/ 14 days ago
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Ontario takes a bold stance against U.S. tariffs by imposing a 25% voltage tax on electricity exports, igniting a trade standoff that might leave American homes in the dark. As tensions escalate and innovative resistance emerges, residents are forced to reconsider their energy habits in the face of Ontario's clever retribution.
/ 14 days ago
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In a bizarre blend of politics and luxury, President Trump turns the White House South Lawn into a Tesla showroom, trading traditional policymaking for leather seats and autopilot features. Amid critics and confusion, the spectacle raises questions about the future of American politics as flashy cars take center stage over substantial governance.
/ 15 days ago
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In a whimsical twist on economic theory, President Trump boldly declares that 25% plus 25% equals 50%, igniting a wild response in global markets and sparking a trade war with Canada. With newfound enthusiasm for unconventional math, the stakes have never been higher—both for tariffs and for the future of economic education.
/ 15 days ago
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In a tragic turn of events, Mexico's infamous "Bus of Misfortune" flips its way into headlines, claiming 11 lives and leaving survivors grappling with the absurdity of their harrowing journey. As the community grapples with loss, they find dark humor in the mishap, showcasing that even the most unfortunate experiences can spark laughter amidst tragedy.
/ 16 days ago
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Mark Carney triumphs in the Liberal leadership race with a staggering 86% vote, vowing to safeguard Canada's identity from American influences. With a blend of humor and commitment, he promises to keep Canada uniquely Canadian, celebrating its culture, quirks, and, of course, its beloved maple syrup.
/ 18 days ago
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Fed Chair Jerome Powell likens the economy's uncertainty to defrosting a frozen turkey, announcing that interest rates will remain "on hold" as he awaits the thawing of President Trump's policies. With the economic feast still on pause, both Powell and Treasury Secretary Mnuchin emphasize the anticipation for clear directives in the coming weeks.
/ 19 days ago
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Two aspiring hitmen learned the hard way that the reality of a life of crime comes with serious consequences, as they were handed life sentences for their misguided ambitions. Their journey from hopeful "hired guns" to life behind bars serves as a cautionary tale about the perils of choosing a career in contract killing.
/ 20 days ago
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China aims for a spirited 5% growth despite trade tensions, fueling optimism with lavish stimulus and a dazzling display of fireworks. As the economy takes center stage, the question remains: can sheer spending truly light the path to prosperity?
/ 21 days ago
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In a shocking move, President Trump imposes a 25% tariff on Canada and Mexico, leaving trade relations hanging by a thread. As tensions escalate and prices soar, the question remains: will this bold strategy lead to concessions or spark a full-blown snack war?
/ 21 days ago
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In a bold yet bewildering move, President Trump's "Tariff Vacation" offers automakers a month of tax-free exports, leaving critics questioning the rationale behind such economic whims. As the automotive industry basks in this temporary reprieve, the implications for long-term stability remain as unpredictable as a joyride without a seatbelt.
/ 21 days ago
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In a comedic twist on market dynamics, bank stocks bask in the afterglow of Trump's policies while the S&P 500 takes a leisurely break, pondering its next move. As Wall Street grapples with tariff uncertainties and bullish bank trends, one question lingers: will the S&P awaken from its slumber or continue its journey toward self-discovery?
/ 22 days ago
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Dive into the deliciously absurd world of "The Great Canadian Tariff Fiasco," where Prime Minister Trudeau navigates the chaos of 25% inflation and maple syrup shortages in a dark comedy that pairs laughter with the biting realities of a nation in turmoil. Will Canada find a way to sweeten the deal, or will the syrup run dry? Get ready for a hilariously tragic ride through politics and pancakes!