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Business / a month ago
Join the Dark Side: Great Benefits and a Phone Directory of Sin in 'The Bondsman'!
Dive into the devilish delights of "The Bondsman," where dark side perks come with a side of humor and hidden secrets. Join Kevin Bacon and Jolene Purdy as they navigate the enticing world of sin, showcasing that selling your soul could come with some surprisingly appealing benefits. Get ready for a wickedly fun journey that blurs the lines between comedy and chaos!
In a groundbreaking new series from Prime Video, "The Bondsman," subscribers will find themselves irresistibly lured to the dark side — and it seems the devil really does have all the best benefits! The latest trailer dropped, showcasing a glitzy phone directory of sins, secrets, and joyfully sinister job offerings from the underworld. Featured prominently is actress Jolene Purdy, who plays the enthusiastic employee of a particularly well-organized hellish enterprise. "It’s like a phone directory, but instead of numbers, it’s just packed with all the dark delights one could ever wish for!" beams Purdy, waving a copy of the massive tome. "All the secrets are in there — from the best way to avoid moral judgment to tips on harvesting a soul or two!" The plot centers around Kevin Bacon, who—ironically—has never looked more devilish. He plays a bondsman employed to carry out the devil’s dirty deeds. Under his management, the series promises plenty of metaphorical (and literal) backstabbing, as employees negotiate the sort of contract details usually reserved for high-powered corporate hacks and... well, actual demons. “When you sign up to work for the devil, you’re getting a full-benefit package that’s hard to beat. We’re talking good vision and dental, folks!” Purdy adds with a wink, proving that a job in the inferno isn’t all fire and brimstone; there's also great health insurance. "This isn't just a show, it's a lifestyle choice!" exclaims Purdy, gleefully flipping through the pages of the expansive guide. A few excerpts shared during the promo reveal helpful tips like “How to Tell If Your Boss is Actually a Demon” and “Negotiating a Raise Without Losing Your Soul.” Critics are already calling it the dark comedy of the year, suggesting potential viewers keep their souls firmly in hand—or at least read the fine print. As the series rolls out, one theme emerges clearly: signing on with the devil may lead to some questionable moral decisions, but with perks like “free introductory hellfire training” and “in-house therapy for guilt and regret,” what’s not to like? Fans are already clamoring about which sin to try first. Comedy fans and diabolical thrill-seekers alike are invited to tune in—not just for the edge-of-your-seat escapades but also for tips on landing a wickedly good job. The final question lingers: are you ready to sell your soul for vision benefits and the occasional weekend getaway to the netherworld? Make sure to grab your coveted copy of "The Bondsman's Guide to Sin" — it's the phone directory of your wildest dreams, or perhaps your most sinful nightmares. Either way, it seems this series is paving the way for a new reality in which dark side jobs are all the rage, proving that hell might actually be just a click away!
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Original title: Devil's in the details, say 'Bondsman' co-stars Jolene Purdy and Beth Grant

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