In a remarkable twist of fate, Rajiv Gandhi International Airport has unearthed what can only be described as a modern terror conundrum: bomb threats delivered via email, a trend that has taken the world by storm since nobody really knows how to confidently operate their inboxes. On a typical Friday, when most office workers are battling the urge to live their best Netflix lives, the airport received an alarming email warning of imminent doom—not your average Monday morning spam, but something even more sensational. The email, composed of a fine mix of poorly spelled threats and cryptic emojis, ominously proclaimed the presence of “sleeper cells” nestled comfortably among the airport's bustling populace. It raised the question: should we be more concerned about potential explosions or the fact that someone had enough time on their hands to master the art of digital alarming? In a reaction befitting a scene from a 1980s action movie, authorities sprang into action. They were seen frantically searching every nook and cranny of the airport, turning over suitcases as if they did not just belong to clueless travelers eagerly awaiting check-in. Security teams employed the latest in airport technology—a magnifying glass and a lot of intuition. News cameras rolled to capture footage of officers searching behind vending machines and under benches, presumably looking for not just bombs but perhaps unclaimed bags of pretzels. Passengers were treated to an impromptu "Airport Scavenger Hunt" as security checkpoints transformed into crime scene as big as any blockbuster. Travelers, decked out in flip-flops and oversized sunglasses, suddenly found themselves living through a live-action version of “Mission Impossible” with an added layer of confusion regarding whether they should be taking off their shoes or their shirts in the face of “sleeper cells.” After an intense hour of rattling the establishment, officials confirmed that no suspicious items were found. It seems the only thing that exploded was their collective sense of humor. Yet, somehow, the matter escalated quickly into a full-fledged investigation—proving once again that an email can induce more panic than a toddler in a candy store without parental supervision. Curiously enough, authorities are now scrambling to ascertain whether the email was a prank or if someone was simply auditioning for the role of “Airport Joker” in the next big blockbuster film. An investigation has been launched, but the potential culprits remain elusive, likely sitting in their basements laughing maniacally over their keyboards. The public, unaffected, continued to sip on overpriced lattes, contemplating their travel plans and wondering how long the airport would remain the epicenter of what’s shaping up to be “Terrorism: The Email Edition.” In a world already saturated with spam filters and social media influencers, where bomb threats suddenly feel like just another weary Monday, it's anyone's guess where the next email threat will land. One thing's for sure: Rajiv Gandhi Airport may soon be implementing stricter email protocols, complete with a dedicated IT team trained to differentiate between real threats and those purely meant to spice up a dreary workday. Until then, they remind everyone that while travel may be in the air, so too is bewilderment and a dash of comedic relief at the hands of cyber pestering.