In a bold move to champion the rights of the armed citizenry, Republicans in Congress have unveiled a revolutionary proposal that aims to make gun silencers — or as they prefer to call them, "sound-muffling devices for enthusiastic target practice" — tax-free. This comes as part of their ambitious plan to ensure that no one has to pay for the privilege of enjoying their Second Amendment rights in peace and quiet. The proposal seeks to eliminate the longstanding $200 tax on firearm suppressors, also known among enthusiasts as "the quiet mouse traps of the battlefield." The tax, which has been in place since the Roaring Twenties (a time when people were far more concerned with jazz music than noise complaints), is viewed by GOP lawmakers as an unnecessary barrier to enjoying hobbyist-level armament. "It's time to end the government’s oppressive silence on gun silencers," declared a House representative who insisted on remaining nameless because of the embarrassing volume of his neighbor's weekend target practice. "Why should law-abiding citizens be taxed for wanting to reduce noise pollution when they pop off a few rounds? Silence is golden, and it should come at no charge!" Critics, however, are scrambling to catch their breath as they attempt to comprehend the manifold implications of this revolutionary initiative. Progressive lawmakers have raised concerns about public safety, citing fears that more silencers will lead to untraceable crime sprees by well-meaning citizens. “It’s not just about sound, it’s about safety,” lamented one Democratic representative while standing next to an oversized poster of a very loud explosion. In direct response, the gun lobby has hinted at even more groundbreaking proposals on the horizon. Rumors are circulating about an upcoming bill that would remove sales tax on all gun accessories, thus paving the way for "flashy bling for your bang." Imagine: glittery grips, diamond-encrusted magazines, and bedazzled holsters—all without the pesky burden of additional taxation. While lawmakers debate the finer points of auditory aesthetics versus community safety, one thing is clear: the right to accessorize one's arsenal is set to become as tax-free as a neighbor’s obnoxiously loud Fourth of July fireworks display. For now, though, Americans can only wait and hope that these sound-muffling wonders take their rightful place in homes across the nation—allowing everyone to enjoy their hobbies without the pesky sound of gunfire interrupting the tranquility of suburbia.