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Afrofuturismus
Akira
Banksy
Caravaggio
Caspar David Friedrich
Claude Monet
Diane Arbus
Egon Schiele
Francisco Goya
HR Giger
Helmut Newton
Henri Cartier-Bresson
Henri Matisse
Hieronymus Bosch
Imogen Cunningham
Louise Bourgeois
Lucien Freud
M. C. Escher
Man Ray
Maria Lassnig
Meret Oppenheim
Michaelangelo
Moebius
Pablo Picasso
Peter Paul Rubens
Pieter Bruegel
Robert Mapplethorpe
Salvador Dalí
Shomei Tomatsu
Star Trek
Surrealism
Van Gogh
Virgil Finlay
/ 5 hours ago
Climate /
Unraveling the convenience of online shopping reveals a sobering truth: while we indulge in easy purchases, our local communities bear the burden of shuttered storefronts and lost connections. As we embrace the allure of delivery, let’s pause to reflect on the vibrant businesses that fade away with each click.
Delight in the vibrant flavors of our Zesty Cauliflower and Alfalfa Sprout Salad, featuring a zesty Lemon-Herb Dressing that ties together fresh veggies and crunchy textures. This nutrient-packed dish is a refreshing addition to any meal, combining taste and health in every bite. Enjoy a burst of flavor and wellness with each serving!
/ 5 hours ago
Health /
Overcome Chronic Overthinking with a hilarious blend of procrastination and absurdity! Dive into the chaos of existential dread, procrastibaking, and Netflix philosophy, and revel in the joy of doing nothing while embracing the silliness of life. Embrace your inner chaos and remember, the art of not thinking too hard is just a laugh away!
/ 7 hours ago
World /
Dive into the hilariously outrageous world of Florida as it inaugurates its "Wild and Wacky Wonder Hall of Fame," celebrating the state's most unforgettable antics and eccentric characters. From alligator-wrestling unicyclists to fashion shows featuring flamingos, this sun-soaked spectacle reminds us that in the Sunshine State, the absurd is just part of the charm!
/ a day ago
Panorama /
Journey back to the chaotic dawn of the internet, where Browser Helper Objects reigned supreme as both functional allies and unwelcome intruders. Celebrate their bittersweet legacy as we reminisce about a bygone era of digital exploration, cluttered toolbars, and the chaotic charm of early online experiences.
/ a day ago
World /
Netflix's new "Returned to Sender" initiative tackles the epidemic of lost remotes while simultaneously poking fun at our unfulfilled obligations, sparking both outrage and laughter among subscribers. With clever guilt-tracking technology and a hefty dose of irony, the streaming giant is blurring the line between binge-watching and personal accountability, leaving viewers wondering if their next great escape is worth the price of responsibility.
In a world where political ambition clashes with the harsh realities of public perception, Luke Akehurst embarks on a tragic quest for relevance that teeters between hope and ridicule. His journey from humble councillor to aspiring MP becomes a poignant reflection on the fruitless pursuit of significance in the unforgiving arena of British politics. Amidst mockery and aspirations, Akehurst's story serves as a reminder that even the noblest quests can lead to the shadows of obscurity.
/ a day ago
World /
Join the joyous chaos at Abdullah's Somali Soiree, where heartfelt praises meet the delectable crunch of sambusa! Experience a vibrant celebration of community, culture, and culinary experiments that leave guests both laughing and longing for more. Don’t miss out on the next flavorful adventure in cultural festivities!
/ a day ago
World /
Disney takes a bold leap into social commentary with its new initiative "Mickey’s Mouthpiece," featuring animated films that tackle pressing societal issues through beloved characters. With a blend of catchy tunes and enchantment, audiences can expect to be entertained and enlightened, one whimsical story at a time.
/ a day ago
World /
Embark on the whimsical journey of 'Mission: Return-Impossible,' where lost packages and cherished memories intertwine in a humorous quest for fulfillment. Join brave Package Hunters as they navigate the Bermuda Triangle of deliveries, blending nostalgia with the absurd, all while unearthing the treasures of a forgotten past.
Join the laughter revolution at Martin Place, where comedy meets culture in Sydney's new National Comedy Zone! Dive into hilarity with interactive shows, quirky workshops, and a side of mischief—because in this city, the fun never stops!
/ 2 days ago
World /
In a bold and whimsical reimagining of education, Education Secretary Critica L. Learner celebrates a series of unconventional initiatives from the White House aimed at redefining student motivation and engagement. From rewarding detentions with trophies to abolishing homework on Fridays, these outlandish ideas promise to transform the classroom experience into a more enjoyable, if not slightly chaotic, adventure for students.
In a whimsical twist on diplomacy, the Southern Cross region is cultivating cooperation through imaginative crop circles, turning fields into vibrant canvases for peace and collaboration. As nations sow seeds of goodwill amidst quirky designs and local lore, they're proving that sometimes, growth happens outside the conventional meeting room. Embrace the absurdity and join the movement where diplomacy is as fresh as the produce!
Explore the bittersweet allure of nostalgia as 'Call Up the Groups' by the Barron Knights brings to life the fleeting joys of the past, encapsulating our collective longing for connection amidst the relentless passage of time.
Sliding scale fees promise the allure of affordable dreams, yet they often mask a deeper societal failure, forcing those in need to navigate a labyrinth of judgment, proving their worthiness while their aspirations dangle just out of reach. In a world where compassion meets capitalism, the true cost of seeking dignity becomes a poignant struggle for the financially beleaguered.
/ 2 days ago
Politics /
In a comical clash of wills, Bosnia's state police find themselves outmaneuvered by Serb separatist leader Milorad Dodik, who deftly turns a standoff into a spectacle of political theater. As SIPA grapples with the absurdity of their failed mission, Dodik embraces his role as the cheeky underdog, leaving the nation to ponder the true dynamics of power in a land rife with chaos and charisma.
In "Operation Greenlight," former President Trump targets environmental activists in a bold initiative that promises to stir controversy and ignite a media frenzy. As the battle lines are drawn, the fate of clean air and sustainable energy hangs in the balance, setting the stage for a high-stakes showdown between politics and the planet.
In a poignant yet ironic twist, Pope Francis passes away, leaving behind a legacy of heartfelt concerns for the environment amidst the backdrop of a planet in crisis. As the world mourns, activists and leaders alike grapple with the unsettling irony of a moral compass lost while the flames of climate change rage on. The cycle of life and death continues, revealing the stark contrasts inherent in human existence.
In a city transformed by overwhelming security measures, Islamabad grapples with the blurred line between safety and overzealous protection. As citizens navigate checkpoints and military presence, the government's bold claims of safety raise questions about the true state of their urban reality.
/ 5 days ago
World /
Embark on a hilariously chaotic adventure with Serbian Airlines, where the journey is a comedy of errors and every flight offers a unique twist of absurdity. Buckle up for a ride filled with unexpected surprises, memorable mishaps, and snacks that defy identification!
/ 5 days ago
World /
In a whimsical showdown at a Lahore café, Officer Bilal Bachcha turns a coffee break into a heroic arrest, proving that crime doesn't stand a chance against caffeine and quick thinking. With a plastic pumpkin as his unlikely foe, he becomes an overnight sensation, inspiring laughter and admiration in the community. Witness the bravery of the "Caffeine Crusader" as he brews up justice, one latte at a time!
Join us as we explore the whimsical journey of Fly Records, where audacity meets absurdity in the unpredictable world of independent music. Is this eclectic label soaring to new heights or simply wingin' it through a delightful cacophony of creativity?
/ 5 days ago
World /
Join Toronto for an unforgettable signing of the Great Toronto Agreement, where fun meets formality in a whirlwind of quirky pens, punny competitions, and community spirit! Don't forget to bring your own writing instrument and your best one-liners as we make history with a gleeful splash of ink and laughter!
/ 5 days ago
Politics /
U.S. Vice President JD Vance’s lively jaunt through India combines trade diplomacy with wedding crashing and selfie antics, as he finds charm in extravagant celebrations while hoping to forge lasting agreements. Will "Love in Trade" become the new strategy for U.S.-India relations, or will it lead to nothing more than captivating social media moments?
Discover the transformative waiting experience at Olympus General Hospital, where waiting for treatment becomes an engaging adventure filled with laughter, creativity, and community connection. Embrace the pause, as healthcare takes a playful turn, proving that sometimes the journey is just as important as the destination.
/ 6 days ago
World /
In a comically chaotic training exercise gone awry, Deputy Ryan Thompson learns the hard way that "respecting authority" can take an unexpected turn—especially when a participant confuses role play with reality. While nicknamed "Punchline" for his misadventure, he now has a wild story to share, proving that sometimes the best lessons come with a side of humor and a dash of humility.
/ 6 days ago
Politics /
In a vibrant display of resilience and pride, thousands gathered in London to challenge the Supreme Court's stance on trans rights, transforming judicial disappointment into a festive celebration of community and defiance. Amidst rainbow flags and raucous chants, activists proved that unity and joy can triumph over outdated rulings, declaring, "Not today, Supreme Court!"