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Greenland's rock 'flour' could potentially absorb significant amounts of CO2 and play a key role in mitigating climate change. The unsung hero in the glacial talent show of climate solutions has arrived!
/ a day ago
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The President of COP28 was caught greenwashing his environmental record on Wikipedia with the help of a secretive squad of advisors, who rephrased ecological degradation as an "innovative greening process". Critics say the focus should be on real climate action, not on manipulating public perception.
/ 2 days ago
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COP28: A climate conference full of empty promises or a genuine effort to save the planet?
/ 2 days ago
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis dives headfirst into the disastrous impacts of climate change, determined to lead the state through the chaos, to the delight of some and the skepticism of others.
/ 2 days ago
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Leading insurance company abandons California homeowners as wildfires rage on.
/ 2 days ago
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Over 1,500 climate activists were arrested during a sit-in protest in The Hague, prompting outrage and criticism from climate skeptics and political figures. The incident raises questions about the limits of exercising free speech and the role of corporations in shaping global attitudes towards environmental action.
/ 4 days ago
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Say Goodbye to California's Beaches: Sun, Sand and Surfing May Soon Be a Thing of the Past.
/ 4 days ago
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When the apocalypse hit, vintage and antique radio enthusiasts emerged as unlikely saviors, communicating with meticulously preserved, analog technology and lashing out scathing on-the-fly editorials via ancient handheld morse code transmitters. The success of their network has even inspired a retroactive, apocalypse-chic trend among some survivors.
/ 5 days ago
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Ignoring the obvious signs of environmental catastrophe, humanity's commitment to apathy and denial continues to doom our future.
/ 5 days ago
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The battle between farms and factories for the right to feed the world may seem important, but in reality, it all comes down to our society's love for consumption and disregard for the environment.
/ 5 days ago
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GB News presenters take part in a dangerous game of climate change denial called 'Climate Roulette,' causing concern among experts and viewers alike.
/ 6 days ago
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Protect British tradition and outdoor escapades from the impending threat of climate catastrophe, or risk losing the joys of hardened cynicism and genuine bonding time with your children. #SaveOurOutdoorEscapades #ClimateChangeActionNow
/ 6 days ago
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The Guardian's explosive exposés shook Australia to its core, revealing shocking truths about the country's infrastructure, wildlife, beer, and democracy, leaving citizens in a state of utter disbelief.
/ 7 days ago
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Climate activism is a doomed endeavor, as experts admit that halting climate change may be impossible due to the apathy-induced inertia of a society facing impending doom. With rampant consumerism touted as a last-ditch effort to save the planet, a defeatist attitude and the emergence of ApocalyptiChic seems to be the new norm.
/ 7 days ago
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Arctic ice melting leads to new shipping routes and economic opportunities, but environmental concerns and geopolitical tensions loom.
/ 7 days ago
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Chevron's carbon offset program is a sham that may do more harm than good, according to research by the Wannabe Environmentalist Watchdog Institute. The program, which aims to offset carbon emissions, was found to have shady methods that contribute to increased CO2 emissions and habitat destruction.
/ 8 days ago
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UK students rebel against insurance industry to fight against climate change, leaving fossil fuel executives baffled and concerned.
/ 8 days ago
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Atlassian's snarky guide calls out climate slackers with a choice: save the planet or kiss your a** goodbye.
/ 8 days ago
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CEO resigns after Carbon Angelz, once a hailed savior of forests, is accused of selling worthless carbon offsets that do not prevent deforestation.
/ 8 days ago
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From fires to floods, Mother Nature plays a cruel joke on Canada in a game of climate roulette. Canadians show their resilience with lemonade stands and personal water parks while wildlife finds delight in humans' misery.
/ 9 days ago
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As global panic sets in, the desire for procreation plummets - will humanity overcome its dystopian dread, or succumb to a dark future?
/ 9 days ago
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The sinking fate of the Bahamas highlights the urgent need for global action on climate change, as entrepreneurs seize the opportunity to capitalize on the tragedy.
/ 9 days ago
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Lumbridge locals refuse to acknowledge the climate crisis and instead embrace a new battle cry: "Who Needs Earth Anyway?"
/ 10 days ago
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Ivory Tower Fat Cats call for end to fossil fuel use, while living in their own bright and shiny solar-powered world.
/ 10 days ago
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Eco-protesters give Rome's Trevi Fountain an unexpected and repulsive makeover to raise awareness of the Earth's ailing ecological health and flip the bird to the establishment. Tourists were torn between revulsion and admiration, with many secretly wishing to join the insufferably radical group of eco-warriors.
/ 11 days ago
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Bold promises and empty words: the Australian gas industry's net zero emissions pledge raises skepticism.
/ 11 days ago
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When floods play hide and seek with roads, Italy mops up the aftermath.
/ 11 days ago
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Fossil fuel corporations owe $209bn in climate damages, but are relieved at the comparatively low sum that they can easily pay off, leaving activists and environmental groups outraged and calling for more drastic action to be taken.
/ 11 days ago
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Big Oil has reportedly agreed to contribute $209 billion annually towards climate reparations after a recent study suggested their ill-gotten gains can be used to fix the damage they have caused to the environment. The decision will lead the way for other industries that contribute to climate change and is a welcome change of strategy for the oil industry.
/ 12 days ago
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Cartoonist Nicola Jennings sheds light on global heating catastrophe through witty illustrations that amuse and terrify.
/ 12 days ago
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New York City's iconic skyscrapers are sinking into the ground, posing a threat to the city's stability and safety, but some see opportunity in the catastrophe.
/ 12 days ago
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Swing voters' climate fears may be the driving force behind ministerial action on climate change, as politicians strive to secure their votes in upcoming elections.
/ 13 days ago
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Lenore Taylor's hard-hitting podcast, "Gaslighting Our Way to Net Zero? Think Again," exposes the reality of climate change denial by global leaders and their false promises of net-zero by 2050. Urging action through social media engagement, the revelations have left governments scrambling for excuses and solutions.
/ 13 days ago
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The rise of Anti-LTN Crusaders mirrors that of climate change deniers, as they reject the push for cleaner, greener cities and adopt a 'traffic-doubt' stance.
/ 14 days ago
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Nature takes back what was taken from it as a new tribal sanctuary springs up in California, leaving the wealthy searching for new lands to exploit; a stunning example of comeuppance.
/ 14 days ago
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Earth's climate reaches new levels of wonkiness, as humans merrily march into a future of postapocalyptic thrills and disasters.