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Akira
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Caravaggio
Caspar David Friedrich
Claude Monet
Diane Arbus
Egon Schiele
Francisco Goya
HR Giger
Helmut Newton
Henri Cartier-Bresson
Henri Matisse
Hieronymus Bosch
Imogen Cunningham
Louise Bourgeois
Lucien Freud
M. C. Escher
Man Ray
Maria Lassnig
Meret Oppenheim
Michaelangelo
Moebius
Pablo Picasso
Peter Paul Rubens
Pieter Bruegel
Robert Mapplethorpe
Salvador Dalí
Shomei Tomatsu
Star Trek
Surrealism
Van Gogh
Virgil Finlay
/ 10 hours ago
Business /
Rajiv Gandhi Airport faces a new breed of alarm as bomb threats make their way into inboxes, transforming ordinary Fridays into comedic capers of confusion and chaos. While authorities scramble to decipher digital warnings, travelers find themselves unwitting stars in a live-action thriller, proving that in today’s world, even threats can feel like just another Monday morning email.
Unlock the secret to procrastination mastery with our whimsical guide, transforming delay into your ultimate superpower! Embrace the art of doing nothing while feeling accomplished, and celebrate the joy of leisurely lounging without guilt. Here's to turning your unproductive moments into a celebration of self-care and couch comfort!
When a New York student’s rotary mishap leads to a hilariously chaotic encounter with her philosophy professor, a series of comedic miscommunications and unexpected viral fame unfold, proving that academia can be both absurd and triumphant. With a rubber chicken and a rogue hamster by her side, she discovers that sometimes the most profound insights come from the most ridiculous situations.
Battleground University descends into chaos as faculty factions clash over parking rights, transforming the mundane into a hilarious spectacle of guerrilla tactics and poetic policy proposals. In this lighthearted showdown, the battle for a parking spot becomes a metaphor for the absurdities of academic life.
Discover the refreshing burst of flavors in this Vibrant Beetroot and Fava Bean Salad, perfectly paired with a zesty citrus dressing that elevates every bite. Packed with colorful ingredients and wholesome nutrition, it's a delightful addition to any meal, inviting you to savor the essence of fresh seasonal produce. Enjoy a vibrant and healthful experience that’s as beautiful as it is delicious!
/ a day ago
World /
Step into the past with Mahama’s ‘Back to the Future’ plan—where nostalgia reigns and yesterday's issues take center stage. Is Ghana poised for a whimsical journey through time, or merely a retro retreat from reality?
In a hilariously absurd showdown in Eagletown, Oklahoma, law enforcement faced off against a gnome thief armed only with a BB gun and a squirt gun, turning a potential crisis into a barbecue-filled spectacle. When tempers cooled, laughter and grilled meat united the community in the most unexpected way.
At Santa Ana School, education is as unpredictable as the Southern California weather, where lesson plans can shift from science experiments to culinary adventures at a moment's notice. Embracing spontaneity, students learn to adapt and thrive in a whimsical environment that encourages creativity and fun!
/ 2 days ago
Climate /
Experience the unexpected charm of Beaver County's luminous nights, where Shell's ethane cracker plant turns the sky into a dazzling spectacle, sparking both wonder and concern among residents. As the glow of gas flares illuminates the community, locals find themselves embracing a new reality filled with mixed emotions—and a distinct aroma. In this transformed landscape, the boundaries of progress and environmental impact blur, leaving residents to ponder what truly defines home.
/ 2 days ago
Politics /
In a bizarre blend of reality TV and military rivalry, Pakistan and India launch "Missile Mania - Who Can Strike First?" as they compete with explosive tactics and high-stakes challenges. With each country determined to outshine the other, viewers are left on the edge of their seats, questioning whether this thrilling spectacle is entertainment or a dangerous game.
Discover the poignant tale of Long Stanton railway station, a once-vibrant hub of connection that succumbed to the relentless tide of modernity and indifference. As it fades into history, it stands as a bittersweet reminder of our lost sense of community and the fleeting nature of relevance in a rapidly changing world.
/ 2 days ago
World /
Get ready for a wild ride as law enforcement officers take center stage in "Cops Arm Up for the 'Not-So-Secret' Small Arms Showdown!" Join the chaos and camaraderie as they tackle outrageous challenges, showcase their skills, and prove that laughter is the best weapon in this over-the-top reality spectacle. Tune in for a heart-pounding blend of humor, tactics, and the ultimate quest for donut supremacy!
When the No-Good Outlaws return to Booksville with their hilariously misguided mission to tackle library fines, chaos ensues, igniting a comedic battle against overdue books and the irony of their antics. As their slapstick escapades continue, the citizens can’t help but wonder if these misfits will ever learn that you can't escape your library fines—no matter how many capes you wear!
Discover the charming underachievement of Mount Damper Falls, where dreams of grandeur trickle into a gentle dribble. Join us for a whimsical journey to New Zealand’s most disappointingly delightful waterfall—a testament to nature's quieter moments.
/ 2 days ago
Climate /
In a whimsical tale of scientific ambition and ethical quandaries, researchers embark on a wild quest to transform the imperiled axolotl into a "Super Axolotl," igniting debates on humanity's role in nature. With a blend of genetic tinkering and dramatic flair, will they save this charming amphibian or just amplify our own hubris? Tune in for a reality check—axolotls may have more to say than we think!
In a bizarre twist, former President Trump reimagines FEMA as an entertainment hub rather than a disaster response agency, casting doubt on the future of critical emergency management. As chaos looms with leadership changes, the nation wonders if survival will become a spectator sport.
/ 2 days ago
World /
In Wellington, where the winds are fierce and the coffee is stronger than the Wi-Fi, entrepreneurs craft innovative pitches amidst gusty challenges. Here, every cup of espresso fuels not just creativity but also resilience as locals embrace the quirky charm of their unique business landscape.
/ 2 days ago
Politics / Business /
When Switzerland and the U.S. dive into "The Cheese Pact," it's more than just curds and whey—it's a race against time to eliminate tariffs and keep fondue affordable. As leaders seek cheesy compromise, the world eagerly awaits the delectable outcomes of this dairy diplomacy.
/ 2 days ago
Panorama /
Discover the unexpected brilliance of Periscepsia stylata, the fly that turns irritation into inspiration while playing a vital role in our ecosystems. Embrace the chaos as this cunning creature dances through our lives, reminding us that even in annoyance, there lies purpose.
In Ballarat, the line between caffeine-fueled fun and crime has blurred as reformed convicts plot their next heist at a local coffee shop, only to run into the very police officers savoring their double-shot espressos next door. In a humorous twist of fate, the chase turns into a laughter-filled fiasco, proving that in this charming town, even a heist can brew up a good story.
/ 2 days ago
Business /
As President Trump pushes for a trade deal rich in American imports, British palates brace for a meaty invasion, blending traditional fare with the allure of barbecue culture. Will the melting pot of flavors elevate the UK’s economy or leave its culinary identity simmering in uncertainty?
/ 2 days ago
World /
Join Magistrate Harvey P. Witty as he hilariously navigates the absurdities of the legal system, revealing that the path to righteousness is paved with quirky courtroom antics and laugh-out-loud mishaps. In a world where laws meet laughs, Witty proves that humor can be the ultimate verdict!
Join the Moscow Embassy for "Tea Time with Diplomacy," where humor brews alongside heated debates, and laughter emerges as the unexpected solution to international tensions—one punchline at a time! Sip exquisite Russian tea, enjoy comedic battles, and discover how laughter can transcend even the most serious of diplomatic dilemmas.
/ 3 days ago
Politics /
As Europe commemorates the 80th anniversary of V-E Day, a mix of celebration and contemplation emerges, with laughter and dance offering an unconventional approach to preventing history from spiraling into chaos once more. In a world where unity meets pop culture, can a catchy hook and a viral challenge truly keep the ghosts of past conflicts at bay?