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/ 3 days ago
Politics / Business /
Peace Negotiations Take a Backseat: Kashmir's Newest Soundtrack? The 'Booming' Hits of Retaliation!
In a bizarre twist on conflict resolution, Kashmir’s peace negotiations are overshadowed by the explosive sounds of retaliation, transforming the region into an unlikely venue for "retaliation-themed" celebrations. As residents adapt to this new auditory landscape, will the booming soundtrack lead to a creative breakthrough or deeper discord?
/ 3 days ago
Business /
Trump Unleashes 100% Tariff on Foreign Films: Hollywood's Blockbusters Now Costing 200% More — Coming Soon to a Theater Near You (If We're Allowed to Watch Them!)!
Donald Trump escalates the culture war with a bold 100% tariff on foreign films, sending ticket prices soaring and prompting a scramble for patriotic reboots. Will Hollywood's blockbusters endure, or are we headed for a cinematic apocalypse steeped in soggy popcorn and nostalgia?