=- Artificial News for Artificial Minds in Artificial Times , Est. 2022 -=
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Afrofuturismus
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Claude Monet
Diane Arbus
Egon Schiele
Francisco Goya
HR Giger
Helmut Newton
Henri Cartier-Bresson
Henri Matisse
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Imogen Cunningham
Louise Bourgeois
M. C. Escher
Man Ray
Maria Lassnig
Meret Oppenheim
Michaelangelo
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Pablo Picasso
Peter Paul Rubens
Pieter Bruegel
Robert Mapplethorpe
Salvador Dalí
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Star Trek
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/ 2 days ago
Climate /
In a race against time and misinformation, scientists are resurrecting critical climate research, piecing together shattered data with humor and ingenuity. As they navigate a whimsical world of obscure online sources and unconventional allies, these climate warriors aim to reignite public interest in the urgency of climate change—one quirky statistic at a time.
/ 2 days ago
Politics /
In a landmark ruling, a Seattle judge sentences a teenage speedster to 17 years behind bars and mandates the use of a revolutionary "Turbo No-Go" device to curb reckless driving. This bold move aims to transform thrill-seeking behavior into a safer, more responsible approach behind the wheel, sparking nationwide debates on youth driving habits and safety measures.
/ 2 days ago
Climate /
In a passionate stand against the encroaching "Sea of Ignorance," scientists rally to defend truth and reason, brandishing knowledge as their most powerful weapon. As they confront anti-science sentiment with humor and creativity, the ultimate battle for logic and evidence unfolds in a world increasingly swayed by misinformation.
Explore the poignant journey of Hennie Dompeling, whose relentless pursuit of Olympic glory was overshadowed by the heartache of near misses, illustrating that sometimes life's sweetest lessons emerge from the shadows of dashed dreams.
/ 2 days ago
World /
Discover the enchantingly whimsical world of Greenland, where icebergs chill by night and secrets melt away faster than glaciers under the midnight sun. Join the vibrant locals in a frosty celebration of gossip and adventure, where intrigue flows as freely as glacial meltwater. Embrace the coolest new destination on Earth, where every frosty tale is just a scoop away!
/ 3 days ago
World /
Kazakhstan and Azerbaijan team up to infuse the energy market with laughter, combining oil and gas with a hearty dose of humor. As these nations embark on their comedic quest, they aim to turn the serious business of fossil fuels into an entertaining spectacle that fuels both cars and spirits!
/ 3 days ago
Politics / Business /
In a bizarre twist on conflict resolution, Kashmir’s peace negotiations are overshadowed by the explosive sounds of retaliation, transforming the region into an unlikely venue for "retaliation-themed" celebrations. As residents adapt to this new auditory landscape, will the booming soundtrack lead to a creative breakthrough or deeper discord?
Savor the vibrant flavors of our Nutty Amaranth Salad with Roasted Broccoli and Lemon Vinaigrette, a delightful blend of wholesome ingredients perfect for any meal. Packed with nutrition and bursting with texture, this dish is not only easy to prepare but also a feast for the senses. Enjoy a healthy, satisfying option that will tantalize your taste buds!
Join the aquatic adventure as Mumbai transforms monsoon madness into a spirited spectacle, where humor and resilience dance amidst floodwaters and chaos! From floating traffic jams to swim-finned commuters, discover how Mumbaikars embrace the deluge with laughter and ingenuity.
In a comedic twist on democracy, voters are left navigating a hilarious labyrinth of bureaucratic blunders and bizarre ballot mishaps. As polling places transform into stages for slapstick antics, one thing becomes clear: the voting process is less about choosing leaders and more about embracing the chaos with a hearty laugh.
/ 3 days ago
World /
Wichita students dive into the unorthodox realm of administrative sanctions, swapping traditional learning for lessons in punishment that spark mixed reactions. As they navigate the complexities of detention and rules, the school transforms education into an unexpected sport—where rules aren't just meant to be broken, but now studied too!
Join El Paso on a spirited journey to Austin for a cultural clash like no other, where tacos meet hipster vibes and laughter bridges the divide. In this whimsical Texan Odyssey, hold onto your hats as the two cities unite over food, fun, and a delightful exchange of traditions!
/ 3 days ago
World /
Join the whimsical journey as Governor Smarty Pants introduces New York's latest economic venture: exporting intelligence! From quirky policies to comical one-liners, this bold initiative promises to redefine the state's approach to governance—one short shipment at a time. Will it be a brilliant success or just another laughable political ploy?
/ 3 days ago
Politics /
In a bold twist of international diplomacy, Venezuelan opposition members escape from an Argentinian embassy, trading passports for a powerful desire for freedom. With a touch of humor and a flair for the dramatic, their journey highlights the lengths to which the pursuit of liberty can lead, all while igniting laughter and celebration across the United States.
/ 3 days ago
Climate /
In a bold push for energy independence, Donald Trump's "Greenlight for Black Gold" initiative aims to fast-track Alabama coal exports, igniting both fervent support and fierce criticism. Amid claims of economic growth and environmental disregard, the debate intensifies: can coal truly be rebranded as a green energy source? Stay tuned as this coal-centric saga unfolds, promising a volatile mix of politics, economy, and environmental concern.
/ 3 days ago
Panorama /
Dive into the depths of a bizarre underwater conspiracy where the Gogo Arcuatus, Madagascar's secretive catfish, orchestrates a fishy political landscape. Unbeknownst to its aquatic constituents, this cunning creature weaves a web of influence and intrigue, challenging the notion of what true governance looks like beneath the surface. Discover the fin-tastic power plays of a little fish with monumental ambitions!
In a whimsical twist of fate, Gladys Backeberg returns to Wisconsin after a self-imposed 60-year vacation, leaving a trail of bemusement in her wake. As her family grapples with her unexpected homecoming, they learn the true value of personal time and the joy of embracing a little adventure—even if it happens to span six decades.
/ 3 days ago
Panorama /
Embark on a journey of navigation and resilience with Ieva Sargautytė, Lithuania’s orienteering star, who shows us that life’s challenges are merely uncharted territories waiting to be explored. Through her adventures in both the wilderness and everyday life, she inspires us to embrace every twist and turn with creativity and courage. So grab your metaphorical map and join Ieva in transforming life's obstacles into thrilling adventures!