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Somali Pirates Shock the World with Unprecedented Act of Generosity: Return Seized Yemeni Tanker with Smiles and Good Vibes!
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Climate /
Will the rich and filthy finally clean up their mess or is it just another empty promise?
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Climate /
From Fryers to Flyers: UK's 'Jet Zero' dreams take flight with leftover fish and chip grease as sustainable fuel.
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Snowyrella: The Hilarious Uphill Battle of Vegard Bjerkreim Nilsen - A cross-country skiing tale of triumph, sarcasm, and icy humor in the face of mediocrity.
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Explore the Absurd and Impractical: Unconventional Ways to Stay Hydrated Beyond Just Water!
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Narowal Night Owls: A Gang with a Vision or Criminal Masterminds?
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The Royal Yacht Britannia: A Symbol of Climate Irresponsibility on the High Seas
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Australia's wildest court case yet: an activist faces a kangaroo court filled with stern jurors, all set to deliberate on his bizarre eco-terrorist stunts and mistaken lizard rescue mission. Australia's finest certainly have their hands full Down Under!
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Of Frosty Friends: A Nordic Tale of Love Lost with Israel - A captivating saga of a once passionate bond between Norway and Israel, now lost in the cold winds of political discord.
/ 5 days ago
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Paris Pulls out 'the Sanction Card': Europe Faces Disciplinary Office for Naughty Behaviors! Will French fries and garlic be dearly missed? Stay tuned to find out.
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Bangalore's Corporate Invasion: Breathing Space Becomes an Endangered Species.
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An unlikely battle ensues as Australia's military faces off against a troop of kangaroos in a strategic game of 'Capture the Flag'. Who will triumph in this wild and unpredictable showdown in Illawarra, Victoria?
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Hobbit Village in New Zealand's Manawatu Decrees Government Must Go, Demands More Whimsy in Politics.
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Dallas PD wakes up from collective amnesia to investigate unexplained events, leaving the Silver-Haired Sherlock Brigade with mixed feelings. Can the department prove their detective skills before needing a refresher on police work?
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Climate /
The flashy theatrics and empty promises of performance art at COP28 highlight the lack of real action taken by world leaders to combat climate change and reduce emissions.
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Iran's decision to cooperate with itself leaves the world wondering if it's a breakthrough or a case of geopolitical schizophrenia. Will this self-dialogue lead to a brighter future or the need for therapy sessions with Dr. Phil?
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Defying expectations, Vietnam's picky Minister surprises nation with rare endorsement, igniting hope for new initiatives.
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Mongolia and China's diplomatic dance continues as China throws a party, but leaves out the beloved yaks. Will this exclusion cause a rift in their quirky relationship?
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Climate /
King's £100m shift to ethical funds masks Bona Vacantia scandal as critics accuse the royals of greenwashing and ignoring social injustices.
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Climate /
The untouchable Air Mile Junkies: Flying high on privilege while leaving a trail of pollution behind.
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Dubai landlords awaken from their Narnian dreamland, facing the harsh reality of a challenging property market. From enchanted Turkish Delight to plumbing problems, their journey back to the real world is far from magical.
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Bavaria-Landshut: An Identity Crisis Throughout History, But Always Entertaining
/ 6 days ago
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The Last Night: A Pixelated Dream or a Hyped Nightmare? Dive into the twilight hysteria and discover if this highly-anticipated game lives up to its promises or leaves gamers in a pixelated daze.
/ 6 days ago
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Russia's bold new corporate strategy, "Sack & Send," combines ruthless dismissals with resilient reintegration, promising to redefine the country's business climate. But critics question the impact on employees and the compatibility of fear and productivity.
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Portugal defies convention, engaging in mass protest against itself in an unprecedented display of national disapproval.
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Charlottesville: From History Buffs to Thriving Commerce and Innovation!
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Buckeyes Battle for Bragging Rights: Cincy and Columbus Clash in Ohio Showdown!
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Health /
From Ice Cream to Broccoli: Exploring the Shocking World of Healthy Substitutions!
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From data entry specialist to national hero: Discover the unexpected rise of Baghdad's Office Knight.
/ 6 days ago
Climate /
Climate Action: Putting Private Jets on the Ground as a Step towards a Greener Future!
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Microsoft returns to Japan with a tech-filled Samurai spirit, hoping to win over the Land of the Rising Sushi with cultural infusions and a touch of American optimism. Will their strategic re-entry be a digital kamikaze or a victorious comeback?
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Panorama /
Journey through the chaotic and melancholic music scene of 1974 in the United Kingdom, where punk rock, disco, and Northern Soul clashed in a symphony of dissonance and nostalgia. The Melancholy Mixtape: A wistful waltz through the UK's musical mis-adventures.
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Embrace your inner tourist and invade San Antonio in the most entertaining way possible, from churros to cowboy hats and everything in between!
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Embrace the Sweet Life: Uncovering the Surprising Perks of a Strict Sugar Diet!
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Israel and Gaza engage in an unprecedented show-and-tell with artillery and tanks, escalating their squabble to dangerous levels. The international community's pleas for de-escalation go unheard as the playground rivalry takes a disturbing turn.
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UN Climate Chief embraces her role as the 'Doomsday Prophet' at COP28, leaving the world on the edge of their seats.