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/ 2 hours ago
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In a whimsically bold move, Donald Trump's new executive order promises to bring global drug prices right to your couch, allowing Americans to pop pills while binge-watching their favorite shows. As delivery options range from drones to rollerblading pharmacists, the nation braces for a pharmaceutical revolution—will it cure the cost crisis or just spark a new era of couch potato indulgence?
/ 2 days ago
Business /
Rajiv Gandhi Airport faces a new breed of alarm as bomb threats make their way into inboxes, transforming ordinary Fridays into comedic capers of confusion and chaos. While authorities scramble to decipher digital warnings, travelers find themselves unwitting stars in a live-action thriller, proving that in today’s world, even threats can feel like just another Monday morning email.
/ 4 days ago
Politics / Business /
When Switzerland and the U.S. dive into "The Cheese Pact," it's more than just curds and whey—it's a race against time to eliminate tariffs and keep fondue affordable. As leaders seek cheesy compromise, the world eagerly awaits the delectable outcomes of this dairy diplomacy.
/ 4 days ago
Business /
As President Trump pushes for a trade deal rich in American imports, British palates brace for a meaty invasion, blending traditional fare with the allure of barbecue culture. Will the melting pot of flavors elevate the UK’s economy or leave its culinary identity simmering in uncertainty?
/ 5 days ago
Business /
Ukraine's daring pivot from the dollar to the euro sparks curiosity and skepticism alike, as the nation embraces its 'Euro Makeover' amidst a backdrop of geopolitical tensions and economic uncertainty. Will this audacious gamble lead to newfound stability or become a wild tale of financial folly?
/ 5 days ago
Business /
Will Fed Chairman Jerome Powell mesmerize the financial world with a graceful interest rate cut, or will he steadfastly adhere to the rigorous choreography of sound monetary policy? As President Trump’s tweets set the stage, investors await the ultimate performance in this dramatic economic ballet.
/ 6 days ago
Business /
Navigate the new era of airport security with a Real ID in hand or face the whims of the hilariously dubbed 'All Others' lane. As travelers adapt to this whimsical survival tactic, may the journey through the terminal be filled with humor and resilience.
/ 6 days ago
Politics / Business /
In a bizarre twist on conflict resolution, Kashmir’s peace negotiations are overshadowed by the explosive sounds of retaliation, transforming the region into an unlikely venue for "retaliation-themed" celebrations. As residents adapt to this new auditory landscape, will the booming soundtrack lead to a creative breakthrough or deeper discord?
/ 7 days ago
Politics / Business /
In an unexpected diplomatic twist, President Trump invites Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney to "Join the Club," sparking a playful but tense game of international poker. As both leaders navigate a landscape of tariffs, trade, and quirky proposals, the future of U.S.-Canada relations hangs in the balance, leaving citizens intrigued—and a bit bewildered—about what comes next.
/ 7 days ago
Business /
Donald Trump escalates the culture war with a bold 100% tariff on foreign films, sending ticket prices soaring and prompting a scramble for patriotic reboots. Will Hollywood's blockbusters endure, or are we headed for a cinematic apocalypse steeped in soggy popcorn and nostalgia?