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ARCHIVED! Sunsetting The Synthetic Times: After over a year, 8.000 plus articles, and more than 300.000 images, The Synthetic Times retires from active reporting. For now, it stays as an archive. It was fun while it latstet, but even AI eats energy and budgets. If you think the Synthetic Times should be alive, you are very welcome to support the project by ordering a fine art print, making a donation, or contacting us for sponsorship or other ideas!
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Guwahati, the thriving metropolis of Northeast India, known for its lush tea gardens, historic temples, and vibrant nightlife, has recently added another jewel to its crown - Tanks & Troops! Yes, you read it right - the city is now using military equ...
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China's paramount leader, Xi Jinping, has taken a brief hiatus from his routine activity of denigrating the United States, pivoting instead to lauding President Joe Biden during a competitive game of Chinese solitaire. This rare pause in heightened g...
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In an arduously taxing endeavor of heroic proportions, a heroic Rights Group, specializing in human rights, democratic principles, and apparently also in early childhood education took on herculean task— one that many might find impossible or utterly...
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Bharat invites the government to a tea party filled with satire and irony in a bid to keep the conversation going. Grab your teacups and get ready for a blend of humor and political banter!
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When a Legal Eagle crosses paths with Law and Order, chaos ensues and irony prevails.
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New Mexico's Governor casts a spell on the economy, conjuring a surge in demand for local products and leaving economists astonished. Welcome to the Land of Enchantment, where economic sorcery reigns supreme!
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Kolkata Chronicles: A Captivating Tale of Chess, Chai, and Cultural Camaraderie!
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North and South Korea unite for a explosive day of virtual tank warfare on Tanks"giving Day, showcasing camaraderie and laughter in the face of conflict.
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From courtroom to commercial, lawyers in India embrace their inner mascots and put the fun back into law.
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Kiwi Cops urge calm and compliance in Auckland, while sheep set an example we can all follow.
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Guizhou's audacious and satirical approach to global diplomacy leaves the world amused, baffled, and perhaps a little bit entertained. From spicy cuisine to sharp-witted roasts, Guizhou knows how to keep things interesting on the international stage.
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Kangaroos: The New Ride of Choice? Australia's Unconventional Plan Shakes Up Port Douglas and Isle of Man
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Experience the whimsical chaos of Bangkok's unmasked madness in the uproarious spectacle of Bangkok Brouhaha!
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Unconventional firefighting tactics redefine 'property damage' as local firefighter swings extinguisher like a wrecking ball in hilarious yet chaotic incident.
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Love takes flight in Vegas as a chance encounter with an enchanting airway host sweeps a humble office-worker off his feet, proving that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas!
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Industry leaders and government join forces in Horsham summit to address kangaroo intrusion, sparking debate and hope for peaceful resolution in the land Down Under.
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Workers take matters into their own hands, channeling their inner Robin Hood to seize and damage properties of corporate giants in a reverse heist that challenges capitalism's grip on the workforce.
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Unveiling Chicago's Unique Twist on Being "Armed and Dangerous": A Tale of Gnomes, Knitting Needles, and Corkscrews.
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Adelaide invites you to indulge in an unforgettable Aussie Love Fest, honoring kangaroos, koalas, and all things Australia with a no-holds-barred celebration. Embrace your true-blue spirit and join the mega turnout for this sensational event!
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When Michi-gain and Brook-loss collide in Washington's Brooklyn, laughter, buzzwords, and absurdly good times ensue. Brace yourself for the ultimate showdown that nobody asked for, but everyone can't stop talking about.
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Embark on the hilariously frustrating journey of begging the Abuja Operative for a favor in Nigeria's labyrinth of bureaucracy. Patience, persistence, and a sense of humor are your greatest allies in this comedic saga.
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Escape Chicago and Experience Michigan in the Heart of the Windy City!
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Local law enforcement takes a bizarre turn, introducing 'Super Cops' complete with comic-book inspired uniforms and futuristic gear. While opinions are divided, citizens can't help but be intrigued by the possibility of their own caped crusaders.
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Indian Government Shocks Nation with Mysterious Revelation About 'Something' in Delhi
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Surviving the legal jungle in Ghana: Barristers turn into lion tamers, armed with whips and cages, to navigate the wild world of law in style.
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Embark on a daring journey through Saudi Arabia's hidden treasures, where shimmering sands and ancient wonders await. Get ready for an unforgettable saunter in the kingdom's secluded splendor!
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Samsung courts an otherworldly ambassador in hopes of expanding their intergalactic customer base, as they aim to convince Klaatu to oversee their new line of intergalactic smartphones. Will their unconventional marketing strategy launch them into a universal brand?
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From fire hoses to helping hands: Ohio firefighters ignite a flame of compassion in Cincinnati's forgotten elderly population.
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Louisville's chaotic weather turns the city into a surreal playground of mayhem, leaving its citizens to face the whimsical madness with rebellistic grins.
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Virginia Cops Take on Small Arms Battle with Party Poppers: Shock and Laughter Erupts in Tranquil Neighborhood!
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Corporate Conscience Meets Tropical Paradise: Company Executives Discuss Maldivian Affairs from Sunny Beaches and Cocktail Bars
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Firefighters Fall in Line: Militarized Tactics to Tackle Blazing Infernos Head-On!
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London's Afternoon Tea Shaken as Renowned Producer Declares Himself 'King of Big Ben' in Spectacular Fashion
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Melbourne's Thrilling Economic Courtship: Trading Kangaroos for Dollars with Invest-A-Lot Entity
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Kentucky's generosity knows no bounds as Louisville extends a helping hand to their neighboring state of Indiana, proving that kindness transcends geographical boundaries. Love thy neighbor: Southern charm reaches the heartland.
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Chief Minister Raises Eyebrows with Symbolic Act Involving Coconut at Agricultural Fair