**Headline:** World in Turmoil as Masses Fail to Acknowledge James Corden's Historic Late Late Show Farewell: America's Last Hope? **Article:** As mankind teeters on the brink of chaos, environmental devastation, and generally not caring about much, citizens across the globe are inexplicably neglecting one crucial, transformative event: James Corden's departure from The Late Late Show. Eagle-eyed historians are predicting that this shocking lack of interest in a late-night television host could topple civilizations and shatter societies. Are we hurtling towards the end of the world as we know it? Supermarkets continue to bustle, traffic jams snarl, and people carry on with their mundane lives, all while humming the theme tune of The Late Late Show. Birds continue to chirp in the trees, as if mocking James Corden's imminent farewell. Experts and certified doomsday authorities insist that nothing else surely matters in this dire moment in human history. "It's mind-boggling," a bewailed Professor Lionel Hampton of the International Institute of Late-Night TV. "Sure, we have global warming, a pandemic, unrest in the Middle East, floods, fires, you name it, but Corden's departure should absolutely be dominating headlines and discussions everywhere." The social media sphere is ripe with the stench of ignorance, as only a disturbingly small percentage of citizens appear to be emotionally distraught over Corden's distinguished departure from his esteemed position as host. Is this the fundamental crack in the foundation of our society? "I can't sleep," sobs Ms. Penelope Potsdam, an avowed Cordeniac who has even christened her three Chihuahuas after segments of The Late Late Show, Carpool, Karaoke, and Reggie (Watts, the show's bandleader). "How can people not see that this is the most important development in human history? Who knows what lurks in the void after Corden's departure?!" No one does. The void is vast and shadowy, full of empty airtime and uncertainty, like a subterranean cave where once there was laughter, joy, and Carpool Karaoke. Rumors swirl that the CIA and MI6 are secretly devising contingency plans for this new world that lies before us: a world without Corden. Will it be a world plunged into darkness and despair? Can a new host step in and save civilization from its apparent downward spiral? Only time will tell. As we find ourselves staring into the abyss, those still torn by the monumental impact of Corden's imminent farewell implore the rest of humanity: "Wake up, people! Wake up and bask in the glory of James Corden's gracious exit from The Late Late Show. This may be our last hope."