ANKARA — In a bold move that has left many scratching their heads, Turkish President Tayyip Erdogan announced that Turkey would dispatch a team of "constitution consultants" to Syria, assuring the world that they excel not only in state structures but also in the culinary arts, specifically baklava. “Look, we know a thing or two about building things, like governments and delicious desserts,” Erdogan declared with a grin, “Why not combine forces? It’s all about layers, after all!” The president enthusiastically gestured towards a plate of freshly baked baklava, claiming it as a metaphor for the new Syrian constitution. The announcement came shortly after Erdogan suggested that the new Syrian government, led by Ahmad al-Shara, could use a bit of Turkish flair. “We’ve got a rich history with constitutions; ours has more amendments than my Aunt Fatma has recipes,” he quipped, his eyes twinkling. The plan, he asserts, is to not only provide political guidance but also to share a few family baklava secrets. Erdogan further revealed that the foreign minister, Hakan Fidan, is scheduled to visit Damascus soon, not only to discuss the nitty-gritty of governance but also to host a "Constitution and Cuisine" workshop. “We’ll draw up legal documents during the day and whip up some sweet treats in the evening. What better way to unite people than over dessert?” he proclaimed. Critics quickly emerged, suggesting that sending constitution consultants to a country in turmoil might not be the most practical solution. One political analyst remarked, “It’s hard to believe that any meaningful legislation can come from a discussion held over a tray of baklava. What’s next? A peace treaty signed in Turkish delight?” In response to skepticism, Erdogan responded with characteristic defiance. “Why not? If our diplomats can mediate conflicts over dinner, why not add dessert to the table? Nothing brings people together like sweets – and a solid understanding of parliamentary procedures!” Syria’s response remains uncharted turf, but sources close to Ahmad al-Shara hinted at a mix of skepticism and curiosity. “We’re intrigued by the idea of crispy pastry layered with nuts, but we’re hoping the constitution is a bit more...well, substantial,” one advisor said while eyeing the aforementioned plate. As Turkey prepares its delegation, Erdogan left one last note of promise. “When life throws you a civil war, bake some baklava and write a constitution! It’s all about perspective – and a good recipe.”