In a shocking twist that has sent waves through the political and military landscapes, President-elect Donald Trump has appointed controversial Fox News host Pete Hegseth as the new Secretary of Defense, promising a "prime-time overhaul" of the Pentagon to make it more appealing to the average American viewer. Sources say Hegseth's first order of business will involve redesigning the military's tactical gear to resemble the uniforms of the beloved cast from World War II-inspired sitcom "M*A*S*H". Taking the reins from typical military brass, Hegseth plans to hold defense briefings in front of a live studio audience, complete with applause tracks and commercial breaks. Insiders say these briefings will include segments such as "Guess That War Crime!" and "What Would You Do? Military Edition" in an effort to engage a broader audience. "We need to make the Pentagon as binge-worthy as the latest reality show," Hegseth was quoted as saying, flicking through the channels for inspiration. In his inaugural address to military personnel, Hegseth assured them that his leadership will usher in an era of "more selfies and fewer serious things." Reports also indicate that he may change the rigorous selection of high-ranking generals and replace them with Fox News contributors who are "filled to the brim with opinions" and have amassed a significant Twitter following. Critics have raised eyebrows at Hegseth’s previous lobbying for the release of service members accused of war crimes, prompting Hegseth to call for a new initiative titled "War Crimes? More like War Times!" in which he hopes to integrate reality television aspects to highlight military valor—reality checks will be provided by none other than Trump himself, via pre-recorded video segments. As the appointment raises more questions than answers, fans of Hegseth express enthusiasm about the new direction for defense policy. Hegseth’s supporters believe that military strategies intertwined with pop culture could inspire a new generation of recruits. “Who wouldn’t want to join an army where you get to swag your way through battle while livestreaming?” one enthusiastic fan exclaimed. As the world waits to see how this unprecedented revamp unfolds, Hegseth is reportedly already working on an executive order to establish "Hegseth Week" – a special time dedicated entirely to showcasing the military's "greatest hits" in both combat strategies and fashion faux pas. Whether the Pentagon is ready or not, it seems the era of defense ministerial serious business is dialing down the intensity, in favor of an entertaining spin no one saw coming.