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Time-Traveling Matchbox Twenty Album Released, John Wick Unleashes Dinosaur Debacle, Disney+ Becomes a Multicultural Mosh Pit, and SmartLess Takes a Bumpy Ride

This week's entertainment headlines are a wild ride, featuring a time-traveling band, a dinosaur-fueled action series, a multicultural mosh pit, and a podcast gone rogue.
Time-Traveling Matchbox Twenty Album Released, John Wick Unleashes Dinosaur Debacle, Disney+ Becomes a Multicultural Mosh Pit, and SmartLess Takes a Bumpy Ride
Music fans were left with their jaws on the floor and nostalgia goggles shattered as Matchbox Twenty defied science and inked history by releasing a brand new album from the early 2000s. Delving into time-traveling technology, the band swooped back in time to give millennials what they've been craving: unadulterated, 2000s-era Matchbox Twenty.
Listeners have been enjoying this "new" music, reminiscing about the good old days of frosted tips, dial-up internet, and existential crises. The band members, who didn't age a day in the process, have mysteriously remained silent on how they achieved this remarkable stunt.
Never one to be left out of the limelight, Keanu Reeves has returned as John Wick, but this time unleashing a dinotastic disaster. The second season of "Prehistoric Planet" on Apple TV+ not only brought dinosaurs back to life but added a fresh twist borrowed from the popular John Wick franchise: a dino assassin for hire. Viewers can now prepare themselves for high-octane, edge-of-their-seat action as dinosaurs exchange claw-to-claw combat and laser eyes with our beloved Baba Yaga.
Keeping up with the industry's push for diversity, Disney+ has decided to embrace the multicultural mosh pit by greenlighting a series that will feature a fusion of cultures. The action-comedy series "American Born Chinese" follows the story of a Chinese-American high school student who discovers his school is secretly a training ground for future world leaders, martial arts experts, and breakdancers. With new Oscar winners Ke Heng and Michelle Yeoh starring, viewers won't know what to be more excited about: the action-packed fights, the cross-cultural comedy, or simply trying to make sense of it all.
Lastly, the SmartLess podcast, which features the talents of Jason Bateman, Will Arnett, and Sean Hayes, takes an unexpectedly bumpy ride when their producer kidnaps the three hosts and forces them to produce content in a limousine racing across the country. Unprepared for this sudden turn of events, Bateman, Arnett, and Hayes are left to navigate interviewing their guests, discussing various topics, and desperately trying to figure out a way to distract their captor long enough to make an escape – while constantly wondering who allowed a podcast to have a budget this large in the first place.
With all that entertainment has to offer this week, it's clear that we're in for a wild ride from time-traveling bands to dinosaur assassins and multicultural mayhem, ensuring we can at least temporarily forget about the realities of life in 2021.
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