In a shocking turn of events that has left the entertainment world in stitches, Nicole Kidman has revealed the secret to her Oscar-winning performances: an unexpected talent for 'mooing.' During a recent tea ceremony with co-star Harris Dickinson, Kidman regaled him with tales from the set of their latest film, Babygirl, where method acting took on a whole new meaning. "People always ask me how I get into character," Kidman confessed, daintily sipping her Earl Grey. "But the truth is, sometimes you just have to embrace the absurd. Mooing is a key part of my process now." The two actors were attending a promotional event in a West End hotel suite, surrounded by floral arrangements that seemingly screamed 'classy,' all while Kidman quite literally called upon her inner cow. Dickinson, who has been hailed as the next big thing in Hollywood, was still reeling from the intensity of their most recent scene. "I mean, I thought we were just improvising some light-hearted dialogue, and suddenly there she was—on all fours, lapping milk like a pro. It’s the kind of commitment you only see from legends!" Film buffs have already begun to speculate on the artistic implications of such outrageous dedication. Critics are dubbing Kidman’s mooing as “cowsical acting,” a fusion of method and agricultural theatrics. Aldous Craft, a revered film critic, stated, “It’s a frontier we didn’t know we needed. Kidman has really taken performance art by the horns—literally.” Adding to the bizarre charm of the film, rumors have surfaced that the cast engaged in a real-life cattle-call as part of their preparation, bringing several four-legged friends onto the set. “The cows were surprisingly insightful,” Kidman claimed while holding her pinky out, “They really helped me to channel feelings of vulnerability and sweetness.” Industry insiders are now left wondering if mooing will become the next big trend in Hollywood. Fashion designers are already scrambling to incorporate bovine-inspired wear into their latest collections, with one designer boldly declaring “Moo-chic is the new black!” Despite the surrealism of it all, Kidman remains focused on the film’s deeper messages. “Babygirl is really about how we embrace our most authentic selves, even if that means getting down and dirty,” she explained with a wink. “And if that includes mooing, then so be it!” As the premiere date approaches, cinema-goers are expected to flock to theaters, perhaps packing milk cartons in anticipation of what is sure to be a moo-ving experience. Whether audiences are ready for Kidman’s bovine antics remains to be seen, but one thing is for sure: the art of mooing has officially invaded the world of film, and Hollywood will never be the same again.