In a scene that could only be scripted in Hollywood, the ongoing LA wildfire has turned the Pacific Palisades neighborhood into a chaotic celebrity evacuation zone, complete with star-studded emergency rooms and free valet parking for the A-list evacuees. Local officials are reportedly scrambling to make accommodations for citizens of the land where the average home price is a staggering $4.5 million—because it seems even in disaster, the rich must be treated with the utmost tact. As the flames dance across the horizon, some of Tinseltown's biggest names were seen frantically packing their belongings, prioritizing their luxurious, designer essentials over mundane items like food and water. Mark Hamill, the famed "Star Wars" actor, was spotted loading his prized light saber collection into a vintage Mustang, all while giving a thumbs up to a gaggle of social media influencers, who, with their phones ready, promptly turned the evacuation into a trending hashtag: #EvacuateInStyle. Meanwhile, residents are erupting in a full-fledged competition for the ‘Most Insta-Ready Evacuation.’ One unidentified actress reportedly rushed out of her mansion in high heels, a couture gown, and a face full of makeup, stating, “If I’m going to meet my neighbor in the fire truck, I better look fabulous!” Eyewitnesses confirmed that she managed to stop mid-evacuation for a quick selfie on the affluent street, flames licking the backdrop while she held up a peace sign. As emergency responders worked to protect the coastline, those in the neighborhood voiced their concerns about air quality, wondering how the smoke might affect their skin. Local dermatologists quickly set up pop-up tents offering "Smoky Glow" facials in the parking lot of a luxury spa, cleverly capitalizing on the misfortune of a blaze that hasResidents interviewed seemed more worried about their skincare routines than losing their multi-million-dollar homes. And while the fire may be wreaking havoc in and around the Pacific Palisades community, it has also become a hot spot for gossip. Sources claim that ongoing rivalries between high-profile neighbors are being rekindled given that some were spotted competing for the best parking spot at evacuation centers. “I always knew she’d be over there,” whispered one celebrity whose name I can’t drop, as they watched two actors bicker over the last remaining luxury RV in the lot. Officials are urging all evacuees to take the situation seriously while providing a list of recommended beauty items to have ready for evacuation—because who can possibly face a natural disaster without the appropriate lip gloss? As the sun sets over the hills ablaze in Pacific Palisades, it’s clear that not even wildfires can keep the stars from shining, and amidst the chaos, a new reality TV show concept is brewing: “When the Flames Come to Town.” So grab your popcorn, folks, because as the evacuations continue, it’s bound to be a hot summer!"