In a groundbreaking demonstration of interstellar multitasking, Polaris Dawn astronaut Sarah Gillis took a break from the rigors of spacewalking to unveil her latest musical masterpiece: a moving rendition of the "Star Wars" theme — from outside the International Space Station. This event, dubbed “The Galactic Serenade,” marked the first-ever musical performance conducted in microgravity and has completely reshaped our understanding of astronauts being just astronauts. "Why do a spacewalk when you can serenade the universe?" Gillis stated, strumming her violin in zero gravity, seemingly oblivious to the fact that her audience was mostly made up of tech support staff monitoring the live feed. "As we travel around our beautiful planet Earth on this five-day mission, we wanted to share this special musical moment with you," she added, assuring viewers that they did indeed need to hear her polyphonic accomplishments while orbiting at 17,500 miles per hour. The spacewalk, intended for routine maintenance, was cleverly hijacked by Gillis and her fellow astronaut who tried to synchronize his attempts at fixing equipment with a more fitting soundtrack. Unfortunately, it was revealed that he was much less skilled in violin accessories, favorably attempting to adjust a wrench to the beat of “Duel of the Fates.” Critics were quick to express their concerns about the direction space missions were heading. "If we open the floodgates for astronaut artistry, who knows what could happen next?" said an anonymous NASA spokesperson. "Soon, we'll be subject to space jugglers and interpretative dance performances on Mars." Despite the backlash, Gillis confirmed that, following her successful performance, she had already begun working on a follow-up album titled "Cosmic Concerto," containing bangers like “Rocket Man Returns” and “Jupiter Jazz.” Space agencies are reportedly scrambling to accommodate what might become a new avenue of revenue: Space Concerts. In the wake of her stellar success, Gillis now has a towering dream of gathering a full orchestral ensemble for a live concert on the Moon. "How amazing would that be? I mean, we're already up here flying around; we might as well add some dramatic flair!" she exclaimed enthusiastically, likely much to the chagrin of mission planners. Unofficial polling amongst Earth residents suggests that people are divided on the mixing of music with space exploration. Some support the idea, believing it will boost morale and provide a soundtrack to humanity’s quest among the stars, while others worry it will only result in endless remakes of “Sweet Home Alabama” but set against a backdrop of swirling galaxies. As of now, the music made from space may be more effective than some scientific discoveries; after all, nothing binds everyone together like the thrilling embrace of nostalgia. Just imagine: one day relaxing in your space-pod, sipping on Tang, as a harmony of orchestral melodies wafts through the vacuum of space. That, my friends, is surely the high note of human achievement.