Headline: Royal Siblings Outshine Parents at Coronation Concert – Prince Louis To Form Toddler Supergroup in Response LONDON – It was a night of music, merriment, and sibling rivalry as Prince George, 9, and Princess Charlotte, 8, accompanied their parents, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, to the highly anticipated Coronation Concert. Meanwhile, Prince Louis, 5, was left behind to sulk in the halls and shovel Cheetos into his overworked mouth. The royal couple, dressed in dashing attire, attempted to steal the show in their dazzling Alexander McQueen ensembles. However, the real stars of the evening were the royal siblings themselves. Prince George exhibited some serious head-banging moves, while Princess Charlotte choreographed a flawless hair flip routine, both their parents cringing – and beaming – from their seats. In a surprising move, international superstars Lionel Richie, Katy Perry, and Andrea Bocelli took a step back from center stage to make way for the real stars of the evening. This proved wise when British pop group Take That made an unexpected appearance, nearly causing fans to overheat with excitement. All the while, Prince Louis brooded in the corner of his nursery, expressing his severe FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) through a tantrum of epic proportions. Despite being offered the finest toys and entertainment, the young prince was not easily appeased. But worry not, as a royal source revealed to us that Prince Louis is already planning his comeback. The young prince has decided to form a toddler supergroup, with tentative bandmates including fellow 5-year-olds Sophia Spencer-Hurst and Aiden Barton. Prince Louis himself will reportedly take the helm as the band's lead vocalist and kazoo virtuoso. In response to their brother's newfound musical ambitions, Prince George and Princess Charlotte have offered their full support while presumably mulling over plans to form their own sibling rock duo. One thing is for sure – British pop music has a lot to look forward to in the coming years! It appears that the future of the British royal family will not only be established through ceremonial crowns and titles, but also through infectious pop beats that may or may not unite the world in dance – or at least cause a unanimous head-bobbing frenzy. As the royal siblings continue to advance their musical dynasties, one can only imagine the insane level of fabulousness that would ensue should they ever form an all-sibling supergroup of their own. But for now, we'll just enjoy the pint-sized showmanship on display at this legendary coronation concert.