Nikki Glaser Shocks Golden Globes Audience with Unorthodox Rock Collecting Joke In a stunning display of comedic prowess, Nikki Glaser, the newly minted Golden Globes host, sent shockwaves through the award show with her unexpected rock collecting joke that left the audience both perplexed and thrilled. While most hosts typically rely on traditional humor focused on award nominees, Glaser bravely ventured into the uncharted territory of geological enthusiasm. As she took the stage, the night was already buzzing with star power, but nobody was prepared for Glaser’s cheeky tribute to none other than the silver screen legend Harrison Ford. “I have to give a huge shoutout to the legendary Harrison Ford,” Glaser began, the crowd leaning in with anticipation. “He's here tonight to show us a cool rock he found!” This unconventional punchline brought the house down, as attendees were left wondering whether they should laugh, cheer, or start rummaging through their pockets for any interesting geological specimens. The audacity of such a niche reference left even the most seasoned actors scratching their heads. Reports have indicated that Glaser tested this absurdity in various comedy clubs leading up to the ceremony, delighting select audiences who clearly appreciated the absurdity of a Hollywood icon moonlighting as a rock collector. "It’s not every day you see a host joke about rocks at an awards show," remarked one attendee who was still recovering from the unexpected turn of events. Industry insiders speculated that the decision to spotlight something as mundane as rock hunting was a clever commentary on the glitz and glam of Hollywood, or perhaps it was just a clever way to connect with the geology enthusiasts who might have felt overlooked in the star-studded affair. “Finally, someone’s giving rocks the credit they deserve!" one jubilant geologist tweeted after the show, clearly advocating for more geology in comedy. As for Harrison Ford, sources say he was thrilled by the nod, allegedly exchanging a rock he had found earlier for Glaser’s backstage flowers—a unique trade that has since set the internet ablaze with memes about the celebrity’s newfound passion for geology. The ceremony continued with glitzy gowns, stunning performances, and typical Hollywood pomp, but Glaser's rock-related humor has emerged as the talk of the town, reminding everyone that in an industry obsessed with diamonds, sometimes it’s the stones of lesser value that bring the most unique joy. Next year’s awards may just have to prepare for a geological theme, thanks to Glaser’s groundbreaking comedic gamble. Stay tuned for Harrison Ford’s “Earth’s Greatest Finds” special, potentially coming to a streaming service near you.