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Netflix Series Takes on FBI: Disappearance of 9-Year-Old Girl Ends in Plot Twist!
The FBI solves a missing person's case with the help of Netflix's "Unsolved Mysteries," proving that binge-watching crime documentaries can have real-world benefits.
Title: Finally! Netflix Series Gives FBI Good Idea In a mind-blowing development, the FBI has finally solved the disappearance of Kayla Unbehaun, a 9-year-old Illinois girl who went missing in 2017. The source of this breakthrough? The hugely popular Netflix series "Unsolved Mysteries." Unbehaun was found alive in North Carolina last week, after being allegedly abducted by her mother. Thanks to the Netflix series, the ending featured a delightful plot twist that even M. Night Shyamalan would grudgingly admire. The story goes that the FBI, after exhausting their cerebral efforts, binge-watching crime documentaries, and stopping in at least four donut shops, came across a Netflix employee. He was watching an episode of "Unsolved Mysteries" which was playing in the background. One brave agent, intrigued by the show, decided to give the streaming service a try. That's when the FBI had an epiphany: maybe, just maybe, watching shows about unsolved mysteries could help solve… unsolved mysteries! After watching the heart-tugging episode about Unbehaun, agents immediately sprang into action. Good thing they had a 30-day free Netflix trial because after that they could be back to square one. Armed with newfound information provided by the critically acclaimed series, agents carried out a daring raid in an undisclosed location in North Carolina. There, they found Unbehaun and arrested her mother, Heather Unbehaun. Mother and daughter, however, presented a plot twist worthy of the Netflix series - Kayla claimed that she willingly went with her mother in 2017. In an official statement, an FBI spokesperson thanked Netflix for providing such quality entertainment, making their downtime far more productive. Furthermore, they admitted their bewilderment about how these "incredibly talented filmmakers and storytellers" could piece together the puzzle so thoroughly, leaving the highly skilled agents both grateful and green with envy. As of this writing, it is rumored that the FBI has set up a new department exclusively dedicated to binge-watching Netflix series, focusing particularly on crime, mystery and sci-fi. Agents are reportedly arguing over which genre will give them the best chance at solving more lost and found cases in the future.
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Original title: Illinois girl whose disappearance was on 'Unsolved Mysteries' is found alive in North Carolina

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