Florida State Officials Shocked To Discover Judy Blume Battles Abortion Ban While Simultaneously Writing Steamy Literature During a special episode of "The View" last week, esteemed author Judy Blume blasted Florida for their recent ban on pornographic and sexually explicit books. Not only does Blume denounce the censorship of literature, but she also revealed stunning news about her private affairs in the process. Attempting to redefine "spilling the tea," Blume spoke candidly about undergoing two abortions during her tumultuous second marriage. "I was lucky," she said. "I was in a terrible second marriage. We had four teenagers between us. I was 40, and I knew the marriage wasn't going to last." In a shocking twist that no one saw coming, she revealed that, all the while, she’s been secretly writing steamy literature - a subplot worthy of any deliciously twisted romance novel. Thrust into the limelight by her spicy confession, Florida officials were left scrambling to respond. "Surely, an author of Ms. Blume's stature couldn't be involved in such illicit activities," one official lamented. "They didn't cover this kind of scandal in 'Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing.'" As word of the Blume controversy spreads, Florida's Department of Education and Literature (in their headquarters suspiciously resembling a white sandy beach) has been overwhelmed with inquiries. The phone lines have been ringing off the hook, with citizens demanding to know if their favorite author is dipping her pen into the inkwell of seduction. "In both my abortions and my steamy prose, I know what it means to fight for the right to choose," Blume declared, unapologetically. "Florida, you may ban my books, but you cannot quench my passion for truth and steamy literature." So, as the Sunshine State continues to grapple with this literary bombshell, only one question remains: what sultry secrets will emerge in the coming days? Stay tuned.