In a shocking turn of events, Jaguar has announced that it will be completely rebranding itself in a bid to join the electric vehicle revolution. The legendary British car manufacturer, known for its sleek aesthetics and powerful engines, has decided that shedding its iconic feline fur is the first step toward a much-needed modern makeover. As part of this ambitious rebranding, Jaguar will also be replacing its long-standing logo of a leaping jaguar with a more fitting "Electric Kitty" icon – a cartoonish kitten prancing around a Tesla. In a statement released earlier today, Jaguar CEO Catriona Furrington said, "Gone are the days of roaring engines and leather seats; our future lies in purring motors and vegan interiors. We want to attract a new generation of eco-conscious drivers who value sustainability over speed." Fans of the brand are responding with a mix of horror and delight. "This is a travesty," said one lifelong Jaguar owner, while his wife added, "I think it’s adorable! Look at the little kitty! I’m already picturing it parked in our driveway next to the lawn flamingos." The couple was spotted later at a local café, eagerly discussing their plans to install solar panels on their home to charge their future Electric Kitty. The rebrand will also include a totally revamped lineup of vehicles, with models such as the F-Pace Converti-Play and the I-Pace Snuggle. The latter is designed specifically for drivers who want to feel cozy and secure while navigating the eco-highways. "We've learned that consumers prefer cars that feel like a warm hug instead of a roaring lion," explained Furrington. Critics are already taking to social media, launching a trending hashtag #NotMyJaguar, as die-hard fans express their disbelief. "What’s next? Are they going to serve almond milk lattes in the showrooms?" tweeted one Jaguar enthusiast, clutching his vintage XK120. To excite the masses, Jaguar has announced a promotional tour where they will present their new vehicles at Paw-sitive Energy events – festivals that celebrate peace, love, and environmentally friendly lifestyles. Attendees can expect new features like the "Meow-Motion" system, said to optimize energy efficiency through purring sounds. As the launch date approaches, the car world watches with bated breath. Can Jaguar really trade in its roaring glory for a new identity? Will drivers embrace the Electric Kitty, or will they cling to the memory of their beloved jaguars? Only time will tell if this rebranding ends in majestic triumph or a meowing disaster. But one thing’s for sure: the automotive landscape will never be the same again.