In a dramatic and not at all staged showdown fit for a reality TV finale, a federal judge has taken on the role of the stern parent, wagging a finger at former President Donald Trump as he continues to navigate the chaotic waters of legal woes. During an unprecedented courtroom appearance, the judge sternly lectured Trump about the importance of adhering to the law, echoing every parent’s age-old sentiment: “This isn’t a game, Donald! You can’t just make up the rules as you go along.” Trump, sporting his signature expression—somewhere between bewilderment and defiance—was reportedly unimpressed as the judge delivered a firm reminder that “the Constitution is not optional.” Witnesses claim that Trump appeared to be more intrigued by the reflections off the polished wood furniture than the legal ramifications of his actions, clearly prioritizing his next golf outing over court protocol. The judge, clearly channeling his inner schoolteacher, lamented, “I don’t understand why you have to create your own version of reality. It’s exhausting." Trump, however, responded with a self-assured smirk and a vague reference to “alternative facts,” assuring the court that he simply preferred his personal dictionary interpretations over boring, old legal terms. This latest courtroom drama has left many wondering whether the White House will acknowledge the existence of laws or simply continue to pretend that they exist in a parallel universe. Political analysts are split on the outcome, with some claiming Trump is merely preemptively preparing for a new game show: “Who Wants to Be a Law-Abiding Citizen?” where contestants must outwit the legal system. In the gallery, spectators juggled popcorn while live-tweeting the proceedings, citing it was better than any season finale of popular shows. “I’ve never laughed so hard since the last election cycle,” quipped one amused onlooker, who insisted that the whole affair felt like watching a comedy sketch that went on just a bit too long—way too long, in fact. As the judge concluded the session with an exasperated sigh, suggesting that this was a courtroom, not a circus, Trump summoned his inner magician, dramatically waving his hands and declaring, “I’ll make these charges disappear!” A wave of laughter erupted, proving once again that in Trump's world, reality is but a mere suggestion—a colorful backdrop to a performance art piece that just refuses to conclude. So, as the courtroom emptied and reporters scrambled to file stories, the burning question remained: Will the White House ever recognize reality, or are we all just living in the world's longest-running satirical sitcom? For now, the audience remains glued to the screen, popcorn in hand, ready for the next episode of “Law & Order: Special Trump Unit.”