Title: Queen Camilla Gets a Royal Upgrade; Male Prison Inmates Left Envious of Her Title Transformation In a move that has left monarchists and republicans alike gasping into their afternoon tea, Queen Consort Camilla has announced that she will be shedding the 'Consort' part of her title faster than you can say "one lump or two?" The Buckingham Palace switchboard has been lighting up like a Christmas tree with callers desperate to learn more about this unexpectedly transformative event. According to palace insiders, Camilla made the decision to shorten her title from 'Queen Consort' to simply 'Queen Camilla' just moments after her husband, King Charles III, was crowned monarch of the land. Some speculate that she hopes this streamlined and sassy new title will earn her more street cred among the commoners of the realm. "It's like when Prince became 'The Artist Formerly Known As Prince', or when Puff Daddy became P. Diddy," one aide explained. "It's all about rebranding and showing the public that you're in touch with the times. Queen Camilla is now down with the kids!" The news has reached all corners of the world, including an all-male prison in Georgia, where a group of inmates and their trans woman ally have been closely following the story. Their incarcerated law clerk, who also happens to be a trans woman, weighed in on the situation. "It's just incredible how easily Queen Camilla has managed to transform her title and identity," she mused, stirring a pot of chili on the makeshift stove she shares with her fellow inmates. "I watch Netflix documentaries about the royal family during our free time, so you could say I'm fairly invested." The inmates and their legal expert are now contemplating how they too might transform their own titles within the holding facility. Some suggestions so far include 'The Prisoner Formerly Known As Smith', 'Cellmate 50 Cent', and 'The King of Cell Block B.' Back in the UK, King Charles III is watching the events unfold with a mixture of bewilderment and apprehension. While his public face remains as stoic as a Buckingham Palace Guard, palace insiders claim that he's secretly fretting that people will start calling his wife 'Queen Camilla the Great' and he'll be merely an overlooked 'King Charles the Third Wheel.' Despite the potential drama, the nation remains captivated, on the edge of their seats, as they witness the transformation of 'Queen Consort Camilla' to just 'Queen Camilla'. Now everyone is bracing themselves for whatever regal surprises come next - could Prince William ask us to start calling him 'The Dukester'? Only time will tell.