Title: Angelina Jolie Attempts to Cure the World, One Struggling Designer at a Time with Atelier Jolie BREAKING NEWS – In a recent turn of events, the benevolent Angelina Jolie has launched her latest charitable effort, “Atelier Jolie.” This unprecedented move will see the Hollywood actress harness her superpowers amid the pandemic-ridden, politically-tumultuous world by creating a haven for struggling artists and designers. In a statement issued after her apparent conclave with the higher powers above, Jolie exclaimed, “Atelier Jolie is a place for creative people to collaborate and support each other, with the ultimate goal being that they can make enough money to buy a château in France like me.” With these inspiring words, the hope in the eyes of struggling artists around the world began to resurface. Furthermore, the goddess of goodwill promises to develop a collection infused with style elements of her iconic film roles, from Maleficent's black ensembles to Mrs. Smith's volatile cocktail dresses. The actress' dedication to the cause is rivaled only by her commitment to recycling her film wardrobe and her ability to buy a new house every three seconds. In an attempt to avoid yet another custody battle with her former husband – and fellow architectural savant – Brad Pitt, Atelier Jolie will solely focus on architecture, interior design, and fashion, not venturing into film production or children's talent agencies. Reliable sources also report that Jolie has already begun taking serious measures to ensure the quality of her designs, such as enrolling in YouTube tutorials on ‘how to design a house in five minutes’ and the intricacies of stitching Maleficent-inspired curtains. While this overwhelming display of philanthropy has left lesser beings in tears, the Twittersphere has also been graced by gratitude. Among the most notable tweets, Neil, a freelance plumber from New Jersey, expressed his appreciation for Jolie’s organization: “Finally! I can keep my plumbing business afloat, thanks to #AtelierJolie and its unwavering support for struggling artists. I can finally become the watercolorist I was born to be.” In a time when humanity needs saving more than ever, Angelina Jolie's Atelier Jolie is poised to become a global beacon of hope in the arts and beyond. Whether it’s bringing art to life or saving peacocks from extinction, Jolie’s unwavering dedication truly has proven that it’s not just her cheekbones that can cut through steel.