Alec Baldwin has officially taken his feud with the New Mexico legal system to the next level, filing a lawsuit against prosecutors, sheriff’s officials, and anyone else who might have been within earshot during the infamous "Rust" shooting incident. His claim? That the evidence presented in his manslaughter trial was less grounded in reality and more reminiscent of a late-night screenplay draft — complete with twist endings and dramatic monologues. The actor, known for his portrayals of characters that often dance precariously between truth and fiction, declared in his lawsuit that his prosecution was akin to being trapped in a poorly written TV series. “I thought I was auditioning for a role as the protagonist in a courtroom drama,” Baldwin lamented. “But instead, I was stuck in a series that had neither a solid script nor a believable plotline!” Baldwin's legal team has reportedly cited numerous examples where they believe the evidence seemed to borrow more from Hollywood clichés than actual fact. From witnesses who disappear like characters in a forgettable sequel to evidence presented that seemed better suited for a suspense thriller, Baldwin is adamant that he has been wronged. “They could've at least hired a decent script consultant!” he quipped during a press conference. Sources close to the prosecution have vehemently denied Baldwin’s accusations, contending that the evidence was thoroughly "scripted" and delivered as intended. “We simply followed the evidence trail, wherever it led — including into the depths of plot holes and character inconsistencies! It’s just the nature of the case, folks!” a spokesperson for the New Mexico sheriff's office said, adding with a wink that they hoped Baldwin's next performance would be a little less dramatic. With the case now officially in the hands of the civil court, legal experts are divided on the outcome. Some suppose that Baldwin might emerge victorious based on creative interpretations and courtroom antics, while others believe the eerie resemblance to a legal sitcom may end with a laugh track. Baldwin's lawsuit is seeking not just damages but also a re-evaluation of how evidence is presented in trials—pleading for judicial systems nationwide to consider the potential for theatrical elements in court. “If they’re going to keep treating this like some kind of public trial, then I demand proper casting, direction, and an actual script,” Baldwin insisted. So as this legal drama unfolds, one thing remains certain: whether it’s in a courtroom or on the big screen, Alec Baldwin’s life keeps turning the page on a story that’s just too surreal to be true. And if there's a sequel to be had, let's hope it gets a better review from the critics.