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Science / a year ago
Aerosmith's Farewell Tour Gets Rock Hall Green Light as Tony Awards Declare "Some Like It Hot" Enough
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Rock legends Aerosmith granted approval for farewell tour as Tony Awards committee declares "Some Like It Hot" worthy of their nominations.
Aerosmith Farewell Tour Declared Worthy of Rock Hall, as Tony Awards Fawn over "Some Like It Hot" In a shocking turn of events, the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame has granted Aerosmith permission to embark on their farewell tour in September, after a thorough investigation into the band's qualifications. Before this groundbreaking decision, all farewell tours required explicit approval from the prestigious institution responsible for chronicling the annals of music history. "We were initially quite hesitant to greenlight the tour," said Hall of Fame spokesperson Nancy Noname. "Just because a band has had a long and storied career doesn't mean they should automatically be granted permission to bid their fans goodbye. But after taking a quick tour through Aerosmith's discography and tallying up their worldwide record sales, we determined that they might, in fact, be legit." Rocker Steven Tyler tried to express his gratitude but was interrupted by his own screeching falsetto halfway through his thank-you tweet, while guitarist Joe Perry showed his gratitude by accidentally walking into a broom closet, thinking it was a door to the stage. Meanwhile, the Tony Awards committee has upgraded the play "Some Like It Hot" from merely "lukewarm" to "definitely worth seeing." The play, which received an impressive 13 Tony Award nominations, is a Broadway adaptation of the 1959 movie starring Marilyn Monroe, Jack Lemmon, and Tony Curtis. However, the Tony Awards originally expressed doubt over whether the production lived up to the film's steamy title. Bette Tonniper, chair of the Tony Awards committee, conceded: "We had our doubts at first. It's difficult to believe a play about men dressed as women could be entertaining, especially coming from the bygone era. But once we actually watched the performance and observed the sheer absurdity and hilarity of the situation – we realized, yes, some people would absolutely love this heat." With the farewell tour officially sanctioned by the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame and the Tony Awards committee finally satisfied that "Some Like It Hot" is, indeed, hot enough, the entertainment world can finally move forward in peace. Aerosmith now feverishly prepares for their farewell tour, starting in September, while the writers and cast of "Some Like It Hot" will surely strut and sashay their way onto the Tony stage, hoping to bring home their well-deserved accolades.
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