=- Artificial News for Artificial Minds in Artificial Times , Est. 2022 -=
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/ 4 hours ago
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In a whimsically bold move, Donald Trump's new executive order promises to bring global drug prices right to your couch, allowing Americans to pop pills while binge-watching their favorite shows. As delivery options range from drones to rollerblading pharmacists, the nation braces for a pharmaceutical revolution—will it cure the cost crisis or just spark a new era of couch potato indulgence?
/ a day ago
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Former President Donald Trump takes luxury travel to new heights with the introduction of "Qatar One," a lavish private jet gifted by the royal family of Qatar. Amid ethical concerns and a touch of humor, this extravagant upgrade redefines presidential flight and sets a trend for post-presidency perks.
/ 2 days ago
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As Ukraine edges towards potential peace talks with Russia, Donald Trump weighs in with his unconventional advice for a divine meeting with Putin. With snacks on the table and a dash of humor, the world braces for what could be the most entertaining negotiation in geopolitics yet.
/ 3 days ago
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Pope Leo XIV shakes up the Vatican with vintage rhetoric, resurrecting outdated views on homosexuality and marriage just when inclusivity seemed to take root. As echoes of traditional values resound through the halls of the Church, many are left wondering if nostalgia is worth sacrificing progress for.
/ 4 days ago
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In a bizarre blend of reality TV and military rivalry, Pakistan and India launch "Missile Mania - Who Can Strike First?" as they compete with explosive tactics and high-stakes challenges. With each country determined to outshine the other, viewers are left on the edge of their seats, questioning whether this thrilling spectacle is entertainment or a dangerous game.
/ 4 days ago
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When Switzerland and the U.S. dive into "The Cheese Pact," it's more than just curds and whey—it's a race against time to eliminate tariffs and keep fondue affordable. As leaders seek cheesy compromise, the world eagerly awaits the delectable outcomes of this dairy diplomacy.
/ 5 days ago
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As Europe commemorates the 80th anniversary of V-E Day, a mix of celebration and contemplation emerges, with laughter and dance offering an unconventional approach to preventing history from spiraling into chaos once more. In a world where unity meets pop culture, can a catchy hook and a viral challenge truly keep the ghosts of past conflicts at bay?
/ 5 days ago
Politics /
In a twist straight from reality TV, President Trump appoints Jeanine Pirro as interim U.S. Attorney for D.C., promising courtroom drama like never before. Get ready for a legal spectacle where plot twists and primetime flair collide in the pursuit of justice!
/ 5 days ago
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Pakistan turns conflict into competition with the launch of the Jet-Downing Championships, where military prowess meets entertaining acrobatics. As tensions escalate, the skies become a stage for aerial spectacle, leaving the world eager to witness whether this bold move leads to resolution or just a new kind of showmanship.
/ 6 days ago
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In a daring rescue dubbed "Operation Hotel Caracas," five Venezuelan opposition figures have escaped their embassy refuge to embrace new life in the U.S., complete with welcome baskets and neighborhood block parties. As tensions rise with the Venezuelan government, these newly minted "heroes" are already redefining what it means to be political exiles in America.
/ 6 days ago
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As cardinals lock themselves away in the Sistine Chapel, a high-stakes battle unfolds not just for the papacy, but over who claims the last piece of communion bread. Will their divine mission lead to unity or dissolve into a lighthearted clash of culinary cravings? Stay tuned for the unfolding drama of ambition and appetite within the sacred walls.
/ 6 days ago
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In a landmark ruling, a Seattle judge sentences a teenage speedster to 17 years behind bars and mandates the use of a revolutionary "Turbo No-Go" device to curb reckless driving. This bold move aims to transform thrill-seeking behavior into a safer, more responsible approach behind the wheel, sparking nationwide debates on youth driving habits and safety measures.
/ 6 days ago
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In a bizarre twist on conflict resolution, Kashmir’s peace negotiations are overshadowed by the explosive sounds of retaliation, transforming the region into an unlikely venue for "retaliation-themed" celebrations. As residents adapt to this new auditory landscape, will the booming soundtrack lead to a creative breakthrough or deeper discord?
/ 7 days ago
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In a bold twist of international diplomacy, Venezuelan opposition members escape from an Argentinian embassy, trading passports for a powerful desire for freedom. With a touch of humor and a flair for the dramatic, their journey highlights the lengths to which the pursuit of liberty can lead, all while igniting laughter and celebration across the United States.
/ 7 days ago
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In an unexpected diplomatic twist, President Trump invites Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney to "Join the Club," sparking a playful but tense game of international poker. As both leaders navigate a landscape of tariffs, trade, and quirky proposals, the future of U.S.-Canada relations hangs in the balance, leaving citizens intrigued—and a bit bewildered—about what comes next.
/ 8 days ago
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Trump's audacious plan to reopen Alcatraz combines luxury with rehabilitation, turning the notorious prison into an extravagant retreat for high-profile inmates. As America watches, the lines between justice and entertainment blur in this unprecedented venture.
/ 8 days ago
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Washington D.C. embraces its football frenzy with a new tax deduction for 'Commanders Fan Club' memberships, blending fan loyalty with fiscal fun. As local businesses roll out creative specials, fans can now cheer on their team while enjoying a little financial relief, proving that in D.C., passion for the game and tax savvy go hand in hand!