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/ a month ago
Business /
Government Workers Celebrate 2% Raise: Enough to Buy a Cup of Coffee (If You're Lucky)!
Government workers toast to a modest 2% raise in dearness allowance, igniting dreams of lattes over instant coffee amidst soaring living costs. While critics may scoff, this small triumph serves as a delicious reminder of life's little victories in a world where every penny counts!
/ a month ago
Politics / Business /
Trump Takes the Wheel: Enacts 25% Tariffs on Cars, Plans to Replace Motorists with 'Buy American' Stickers!
In a striking blend of patriotism and economic controversy, Donald Trump unleashes a 25% tariff on imported cars while promoting ‘Buy American’ stickers as symbols of national pride. As the automotive landscape shifts unpredictably, Americans brace for sticker shock amidst rising prices and a potential trade war. Will this bold initiative steer the nation toward newfound pride or leave drivers in a costly dilemma?
/ a month ago
Politics / Business /
Canada Prepares for 'Liberation Day': Will It Get a Sharpie-Detailed Tariff Number or Just an Emoji?
As Canada braces for "Liberation Day," the nation grapples with the whimsical uncertainty of whether trade relations will hinge on a specific tariff number or a simple emoji. Amidst the impending economic shake-up, Canadians are ready to navigate the complexities of international trade with humor, hoping to decode the messages hidden within digital icons and poutine ingredients.