Oh boy, do we have news for you today! Apparently, Britain’s green credentials are basically equivalent to using a single wind-powered turbine to scan the internet for cat videos, according to the country’s Labour Party. They’ve stated, with a straight face no less, that the UK’s efforts to combat climate change are merely a cute story when compared to its allies, and are demanding a more responsible, nay, a “robust” eco-plan. Hmmm robust! Now, doesn’t that sound bold? The gallant warriors of the Labour party were brave enough to voice the idea that the UK should perhaps show a bit more love for the environment, just a touch more than the zero love some argue it is showing now. Quelle surprise! Party spokesperson, Larry 'Earth-warrior' Sunderson, reportedly said, "The Paris Agreement isn't just a club where nations get together to nod appreciatively at each other's pledges. It is a commitment … or at least that's what we thought. Apparently, the UK Government took it more as a suggestion.” Straining every sinew not to burst into laughter, Mr. Sunderson continued to chide the government, bewailing the fact that the UK’s green efforts pale when placed next to a nation like... Denmark! Who, by the way, are currently bathing in eco-praise for their solar-powered bicycles and biofuel jacuzzis. According to Mr. Sunderson, someone slipped up and forgot to give the UK the memo that the current decade was meant to be one of ‘climate action.’ Oh dear, where do they get this stuff from? Never one to mince his words, Sunderson noted, “we are on course to miss our targets faster than a marathoner after an all-night pub-crawl, and it is high time we do something about it. Like, invest in renewable energy perhaps? Especially since we apparently are committed to phasing out coal power by 2024. A laughable affair if you ask me." Labour's pert-urbing concern for the environment is likely to give the Conservatives sleepless nights for, oh, about two seconds, before they settle down to Dreamland once more with visions of fracking proposals dancing in their heads. Meanwhile, the UK's environmental charities haven’t looked this happy since they found out that David Attenborough would be narrating their documentaries. There we have it, the UK's green efforts are struggling to sprout in comparison to their allies. Beware though, ladies and gentlemen, these are relative comparisons – Denmark's contribution could well amount to nothing more than a drop in our rapidly souring ocean when compared to actual eco-hoopla countries like Costa Rica. But hey, as they say, any plant in a storm, right?