In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through both the political and fictional worlds, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy has issued a dramatic SOS to Donald Trump, claiming he is lost in a "sea of Russian disinformation." Trump, who has been known to wade into murky waters, allegedly took a wrong turn during his latest musings on Ukraine, leading to Zelenskyy's urgent call for a lifeboat. "Look, we all know Trump loves a good swim in the deep end of conspiracy theories,” Zelenskyy remarked while donning a life jacket and squinting into the distance like a captain lost at sea. “But it’s time someone tossed him a flotation device and dragged him back to shore before he gets eaten by the sharks of propaganda.” Reports indicate that Trump, in a recent speech, suggested that Ukraine might be at fault for Russia's invasion, prompting Zelenskyy to express concern that the former president has mistaken his Twitter feed for a news outlet. “It's like watching someone try to navigate a boat using a map from a 1920s carnival,” he explained, shaking his head. To help Trump find his way back to reality, Zelenskyy proposed a series of seminars titled "Navigating the Truth: A Guide for Lost Leaders." The first session, which will include a hands-on workshop featuring truth ropes and myth nets, aims to guide Trump and other confused political figures back to safe waters. The Ukrainian president has also suggested a buddy system where Trump pairs with a fact-checker to prevent any future swimming mishaps. “We can’t just let him drift around in misinformation," Zelenskyy lamented. "He needs a good rope to hold onto—I'm suggesting a strong, reliable piece of truth, not one made of spaghetti." While responding to critics who accuse Trump of mixing things up, Zelenskyy insisted the situation isn’t hopeless. “We believe he is not entirely submerged. He can still pop up for air if he just listens to the right voices… preferably ones that don’t come from Kremlin echo chambers.” As this unexpected feud unfolds, political analysts are left scratching their heads, wondering what other surprises the Trump-Zelenskyy saga might reveal. "At this point, it feels like a reality show waiting to happen," one scholar remarked, before pointing out that the only ratings war likely to ensue is between fact and fiction. In light of the ongoing geopolitical tensions, Zelenskyy has called for all leaders to prioritize clarity over confusion. “We’re not just in the middle of a war; we’re swimming in a pool of disinformation,” he added, his tone both grave and oddly buoyant. The question of who will bring Trump back to the reality lifeguard station remains unanswered, but for now, Zelenskyy is keeping his swim goggles handy.