In a stunning political spectacle, President Yoon Sul Yeol has officially become the first leader in South Korean history to impeach himself, all for what he calls a "bold fashion statement" inspired by '80s action movies. Strutting his stuff in full military regalia, complete with aviator sunglasses and a faux leather jacket, Yoon declared martial law in a moment of what he described as "creative liberation Tuesday." Sources confirmed that the president, feeling "particularly inspired" by the cinematic genius of Rambo and Die Hard, decided that issuing a martial law declaration would not only solidify his power but also elevate his fashion game. "Why should leaders wear boring suits when you can look like you just stepped off an action movie set?” he proclaimed during a live-streamed address. Critics immediately fired back, asserting the president had overstepped the boundaries of law and common sense. Opposition spokesman Park Im Jae pointedly queried, "Was he looking to lead a nation or audition for a Michael Bay film?" This rhetorical question echoed in the halls of the National Assembly, where lawmakers were seen struggling to stifle laughter while drafting the impeachment articles. While Yoon's decision to self-impeach—because who better to be the judge of one’s own sartorial choices than oneself?—has certainly raised eyebrows, it has also sparked a national debate on the symbolism of fashion in politics. A recent survey revealed that 82% of South Koreans feel more secure with their leaders clad in standard business attire, while an overwhelming 91% declared that they would rather not have to salute a president donned in fatigues. However, the martial law ruling was not universally unpopular. A flash poll showed that 50% of respondents would consider wearing camouflage if it meant they'd have a chance to wear it on the streets—much to the dismay of fashion police who were already struggling with a wave of street "camouflage chic." As the impeachment trial inches forward, the courts remain bogged down by its own set of complications, as South Korea features a dizzying number of law enforcement agencies that all seem to have their own agendas. When asked about the proceedings, Deputy Attorney General Lim Yoon-Suk responded with a shrug and a hearty laugh: "This is the first case we're considering by the Department of Unnecessary Self-Sabotage." In the meantime, Yoon's approval ratings continue to plummet like a poorly executed wardrobe choice, as disillusioned citizens clamor for an administration that not only acts responsibly but also understands the proper dimensions of a fitted suit. Political analysts are left to ponder whether this is the dramatic end of Yoon's presidency or merely the prelude to a sequel worthy of the big screen. As the nation waits for the court's ruling, rumors swirl about Yoon's next big move. Sources close to the president suggested that he is contemplating a career shift into reality television, with a show tentatively titled "Dancing with Martial Law," where contestants will be judged not only on their dance moves but also on their ability to declare states of emergency—all while dressed fabulously, of course.