In an unprecedented show of sartorial unity—or perhaps a case of magical influence—Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo arrived at the Oscars dressed as if they had just flown in from the Land of Oz. It seems that when Hollywood’s top stars commit to a theme, the result is nothing short of a spellbinding spectacle. With a coordinated attack on the conventional fashion of the red carpet, both Grande and Erivo took the pastel fairy tale couture trend to dizzying heights, leaving bewildered critics and audiences alike questioning the very fabric of reality. Grande, the pint-sized pop diva, donned a blindingly bright icy pink gown, exquisitely crafted by the legendary fashion house Schiaparelli. Meanwhile, Erivo, with her sublime presence, chose a vibrant green ensemble that could only be described as a love letter to the Emerald City—if the letter were drenched in sequins and held together by dreams. Observers noted that the two stars, alongside their dramatic outfits, appeared to be engaged in a subtle yet fierce competition akin to a high-stakes game of “who wore it better?,” but with a hint of cheeky camaraderie—like rivals on a Muppet Show skit. Rumors swirled that Grande had meticulously curated a collection of press-worthy quotes aimed at Erivo, ranging from “green may be en vogue, but pink is timeless” to “I'd look good in any color… with the right filter.” As for Erivo, she embraced her role as the Wicked Witch of the West—minus any hint of malevolence. Sporting an oversized hat that could double as a satellite dish, she practically dared Grande to outshine her. Some sources suggested that the hats were a part of a new collaboration with a fictional milliner who claimed they were “magic-proof”—because, let’s face it, someone has to ensure that no powerful enchantments distract from the real purpose of the night: winning an Oscar. Beneath the barrage of pastel hues and sparkly sequins, a deeper issue emerged—unfettered glamour at the Oscars can actually cause temporary blindness, especially when it’s paired with cringe-worthy puns like, “This night is bound to be ‘wicked’!” Medical experts have since issued warnings to viewers at home, urging them to adjust their screens’ brightness levels, lest they risk being overwhelmed by the brilliance of two superstars battling it out for the title of Most Enchantingly Dressed. As the red carpet wound down, commentators eagerly discussed whether this bold fashion moment could inspire other celebrities to channel fantastical themes in their upcoming award shows—or if we would simply have to endure another year of basic black gowns. But fear not—should the trend continue, we can always look forward to a “Harry Potter” themed Oscars, where dramatic capes and spellbinding accessories reign supreme. In the end, as Grande and Erivo sashayed away—tulle trailing through the judgmental snow of the Academy—one thing remained clear: Hollywood's fairy tale turned fashion fantasy was a whimsical reminder that, in the end, it’s not about the awards but rather how many Instagram likes you can get while dressed as an enchanting character that defines success in Tinseltown.