In a shocking turn of events likened to a scene straight out of a sitcom, senior members of Donald Trump's cabinet accidentally invited a journalist into a top-secret Signal group, mistakenly believing it was simply a group chat to coordinate pizza orders. The blunder has led to explosive discussions of military plans and a humorous yet alarming security breach regarding recent U.S. military actions against the Houthi armed group in Yemen. The chatroom, which included Vice President JD Vance, Defense Secretary Peter Hegseth, Senator Marco Rubio, and Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, veered from mundane toppings to strategizing intricate military operations quicker than you could say "extra pepperoni." Sources reveal that the group chat started innocently enough with debates over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, but quickly devolved into conversations about troop movements and drone strikes. "It was all fun and games until someone suggested we order a large with extra cheese," said a source within the cabinet, who wished to remain anonymous. "Then we realized the journalist was still in the chat, and we all collectively lost our minds trying to backtrack the conversation to avoid leaking classified information." The journalist, a hapless freelancer who had been covering the Pentagon, reportedly received real-time updates about military strategies and was left bewildered at the rapid shift from ‘calzone preferences’ to ‘joint tactical air strikes’. "I thought I was in on something big, like a secret D.C. pizza delivery," the journalist later confessed. "Next thing I know, they’re talking about launching missiles like they’re just discussing toppings." Media outlets quickly caught wind of the catastrophic error, with fact-checking organizations racing to analyze the leaked discussions. Over the course of hours, what had started with "Do we want double cheese?" escalated into a deadly serious debate about airstrikes and logistics. Screenshots revealed moments such as, “Let’s pin this down like we pin down Houthi positions!” followed by an enthusiastic “Right! And for the side salad—how about a covert ops discussion?” Trump, who was reportedly dining on a cheeseburger while watching Bob Ross paint happy little trees, responded to the incident via social media. “Crucial military matters should NEVER mix with pizza ordering! You guys need to learn the difference! It's a national security risk! Next time, call Domino’s, not me. #NotMyFault” The fallout of the breach raised alarm bells, with national security experts demanding a comprehensive review of how America’s top officials communicate. Critics argue that the gravity of using commercial chat apps for sensitive discussions reflects a worrying trend of casualness in national security circles. As for the journalist, the experience has left them both entertained and cautious, as they continue to receive unsolicited tips about the best pizzerias in D.C. “Honestly, it’s the most exciting thing that’s ever happened to me,” the journalist stated. “I always wanted to cover military strategy, but not like this!” In the aftermath of this amusingly disastrous rendezvous, experts are now advocating for the implementation of stricter protocols regarding communication within the U.S. government. Some even suggest a "no pizza" policy for group chats, lest another accidental strategist find themselves trying to decipher between thin crusts and tactical breaches.