In a shocking turn of events in the Premier League's "Managerial Musical Chairs," Jamie Carragher has boldly asserted that Graham Potter is more likely to choose West Ham United over Everton for his next role — a revelation so groundbreaking that it has reportedly sent shivers down the spines of hammers, toffees, and sports journalists alike. Potter, who was last seen at Chelsea wearing a bewildered expression that mirrored the club’s fanbase, has been taking his sweet time away from the rigors of top-flight management. After his sacking in 2023, he has taken refuge in a secret lair—rumored to be located somewhere between the realms of Pinterest craft inspiration and existential dread about his career choices. Speaking from the comfort of his couch, Carragher unveiled his groundbreaking prediction: “Potter prefers the color claret over Everton blue,” which has since prompted an avalanche of ankle-deep analysis. Despite having the managerial success of a soggy biscuit, West Ham's recent struggles have made them the underdog in this bizarre chess match of Premier League management. Reports suggest that the London Stadium melodies sweetly beckon to Potter, promising a world where mid-table mediocrity can flourish under the guise of “building for the future.” Meanwhile, Carragher mischievously noted that “Everton’s situation might be further complicated by their incessant need to sell themselves as historical giants. What are they even doing? It’s a minefield. Choose claret, Graham!” Sources close to Potter have revealed that he’s currently weighing his options while doodling scenarios featuring himself as the savior—not unlike superheroes of comic legend, only without the superpowers, captivating plots, or fanfare. “If being average at Chelsea got me fired, imagine how well I could do at West Ham,” he reportedly mused, a glint of mild self-deprecation in his eyes. Though fans of both clubs await his decision with bated breath—eagerly considering if his first act will be a dramatic half-time speech on soccer tactics or a fiery confrontation with goalkeeping legends—speculation has reached fever pitch. Some are calling for a PR campaign to lure him in. #ClaretAndPotter has gone viral, while West Ham supporters have commandeered hashtags demanding their club embrace an avant-garde art style to match Potter's vision. In the meantime, Everton executives sit in a boardroom, nursing their coffees and haunted by the ghostly echoes of “we could have hired Graham Potter.” Their hopes now rest in the hands of a mysterious dance-off with a series of European clubs, an ex-Manchester United man, and a random retired goalkeeper who claims he still wants to manage at a “high level”—whatever that means. As fans across the country prepare their “Welcome Back Potter” banners, one can only imagine what the future holds for the beleaguered managers in the ever-turbulent world of the Premier League. Will it be the Hammers? Will it be the Toffees? Or, plot twist: Will Potter just move to a championship team and crush everybody's dreams? Whatever the case, stay tuned for the next thrilling episode of "As the Manager Turns."