In a stunning turn of events, voters across the nation are preparing for an epic showdown as the two political titans, Donald Trump and Kamala Harris, battle it out for the highest office in the land. Simultaneously, 33,000 Boeing factory workers have been waving their picket signs and wondering if their labor dispute will make it onto the ballot. Because, let’s face it, nothing says democracy like an election sandwiched between a strike and a tweet. As polls open, voters are faced with crucial decisions—who will lead the country and whether or not Boeing workers' demands for better wages and working conditions will receive a thumbs up or down in the political arena. One Boeing employee, Clarence O’Malley, expressed his frustration, stating, “I just hope my vote counts for something, even if it’s just a side note in the history books about how America couldn’t decide on a president while in the middle of a massive strike.” Election day chatter largely revolves around the latest Trump rally where the former president promised to “build a wall—around the Boeing factory” in an effort to support the workers who had been striking. Meanwhile, Harris has vowed to bring everyone together, stating, “We will break bread, not unions!” Talk about bipartisan deliciousness! In the battleground states that may determine the outcome of the election, voters are torn between casting their votes for the candidates or for workers' rights. “I’m confused; should I prioritize democracy or the people keeping my airplane in the air?” lamented confused voter Lisa Jenkins. “What if I actually want to vote for both? Maybe I can write in ‘airplane mechanics’ on the ballot?” Experts claim that a Boeing worker strike may very well be the most contested vote of the season, with analysts predicting it could sway results. “This is unprecedented,” noted Barry Wright, a political analyst. “We’ve seen issues like healthcare and climate change dominate elections, but never have we had to ask, ‘How does this affect the assembly line?’” As voters fuel up for a day of decision-making, speculation runs wild on which candidate will take the crown. Meanwhile, the Boeing workers are left watching the news, double-checking their ballots, and wondering if anyone will bother to ask who they want to run the factory. In the end, it seems they may just get the last laugh—after all, whoever wins the election will certainly need a plane to fly around the country.